crunch dessert

A very specific sexual fetish where you cum into the other person's asshole, wait for a while, and then eat the dried up cum.

Brian: Hey, did you hear? I had a crunch dessert from Jessica's butthole!
Matt: What the fuck Brian this is why we don't invite you over anymore

by crinch cronch November 27, 2018

dessert dick

Dessert dick (noun):
When a man goes without sex or being in a sexual altercation for a long period of time

Man dude my girl funna make me have dessert dick

by trapo100 October 7, 2016

Dessertation

The dessert/treat you indulge yourself with after handing in your dissertation

I'm going to get my well deserved dessertation after this extremely difficult dissertation

by Gwcwgal April 26, 2024

dessert

A slang term for "post-credit scenes"

I thought the movie was over, but the dessert really surprised me with that hilarious post-credit scene!

by Emotional Cruiser August 30, 2025

Strictly Desserts

The flavour destination to celebrate memories and quench sweet cravings.

A tub of joy enjoyed by 1 to 85 year olds..!

Best revenge is to enjoy a tub of Strictly Desserts when your brother is down with cold..!

by Strictly Desserts January 31, 2022

The 3 course dessert

When you put chocolate fudge on your dick and peanut butter on your balls to have your girl suck the fudge off while your dog licks the peanut butter off your balls. Then for the 3rd course you put whipped cream on your ass hole for an assouffle.

My friends asked me why my girlfriend looked bloated last night. So I told them that I gave her the 3 course dessert before bed.

by Mountain.greywolf April 9, 2021

That’s Dessert

A statement used to express delight, or something that is pleasing or enjoyable.

“Yo, that song you played was legit man, that’s dessert!”

by AnointedTruth July 17, 2022