Crohn's Dessert

A succulent blend of human diarrhea from someone who has Crohn's disease arranged appetizingly inside a dessert bowl. Commonly served with pistachio ice cream and a wafer.

"Mr. Johnson, on account of this being your birthday we'd like to present to you a complimentary bowl of Crohn's Dessert on the house!"

by Jerf Shmittz November 13, 2009

deserts

something you eat after dinner that is sweet.

chocolate fudge, apple pie

by brandon May 13, 2005

Dessert and Coffee

Inserting both your balls (coffee) and your cock (dessert) in the act of intercourse.

This includes both vaginal and anal intercourse. If executed with a same sex partner the act then becomes "Tea and Crumpets".

I hope you don't mind baby, but I'm going to treat myself to some dessert and coffee tonight.

by dessertandcoffee November 13, 2011

dessert bar

A type of a speakeasy with a mixed concept of a bar and a bakery that serves both alcohol and dessert

Lets grab a drink and some cake in the dessert bar

by B294 November 21, 2016

dessert sam

Rubbing your pubic hair on your partner till you give them a burn.

Partner 1: Oh you rub that pubic hair all over me. (Pause) wait. ow, you just Dessert Sammed me you asshole!

Partner 2: You're lucky you didn't go down in flames.

by Bugimus J. Bug September 17, 2006

desertspoon

WTF is a deasertspoon? You fucking Europeans have to have a weird ass term for everything, don't you?

It's called a fucking teaspoon!

Euro dude: I always add a deasertspoon of sugar to my coffee.
American dude: It's called a fucking teaspoon you fucking douche!
Matrix dude: There is no spoon.

by S_t_G April 5, 2005

dessertspoonful

as much as a dessertspoon can hold: 2 fluid drams.

While hot put in a small lump of butter and a (dessertspoonful) can hold: 2 fluid drams of salt.

by churbanwords April 23, 2021