dessert guilt

The feeling of intense regret immediately following consumption of sumptious sweets.

Sarah and I have dessert guilt after eating macaroons at Laduree.

by Tacos4liiife June 28, 2017

Dessert Selectivity

Noun: The culinary problem of having unlimited wants and needs for after dinner sweets but only a finite number of choices.

Don't get mad at me for eating the last piece of homemade apple pie, you had plenty of time to eat it but instead you used poor dessert selectivity and chose to eat a handful of tootsie rolls.

by JEB_EDC January 11, 2014

English Dessert

When a gay man pulls out from anal sex, and ejaculates into his partners mouth. Ass to mouth ejaculation.

Gary made Bill an English dessert last night.

by AJBrock September 10, 2020

Cherry Dessert

What FH5 dips when he is playing Texas Longhorn Prankster

I need some cherry dessert NOW FRED

by YungGravey January 15, 2019

Dessertation

The dessert/treat you indulge yourself with after handing in your dissertation

I'm going to get my well deserved dessertation after this extremely difficult dissertation

by Gwcwgal April 26, 2024

fry dessert

The french fries that fell out of the fry container and into the bottom of the to go bag. After you pull out all the food, there are always some fries still in the bag. These are to be consumed after your meal, as a dessert, or fry dessert.

If you're done eating, pass me the bag so I can have the fry dessert.

by Pie Dizzle May 28, 2010

crunch dessert

A very specific sexual fetish where you cum into the other person's asshole, wait for a while, and then eat the dried up cum.

Brian: Hey, did you hear? I had a crunch dessert from Jessica's butthole!
Matt: What the fuck Brian this is why we don't invite you over anymore

by crinch cronch November 28, 2018