Daphne Loves Derby

The most awesome band in the WORLD with the most awesome lyrics.

There's nothing I can do to draw you close to me.
Can you take this silence like a pill so I can breathe again?
I've been trying to ignore the best parts of you.
I'm still hoping that I'll be with you somehow.
Please be home tonight.
I'll die if I don't get a chance to make this just right.
I'm sorry but I can't forget about the way I feel every time you're here.
What would it take for me to be with you?
I swear I'd rip my heart out if you said you'd be impressed.
Please be impressed.
I'd go so far to please you but I bet you wouldn't care at all.
Hopeless love, please leave me.
This broken heart is far to weak to run for you this long.
Why don't you care at all?
I'm dying for a place in your heart.

by hopeless_love December 22, 2004

Kentucky Derby

When perfoming sex in the doggy style position, begin to pull on the mate's hair. When the time is right, yank a sufficient amount of hair out and begin to intertwine and create a rope. Stick this in her mouth, as if it were a reign. Use this to maneuver and ride your partner around the track of sex.

This piece of hair must be from last night's Kentucky Derby.

by Claytonreednc May 1, 2015

Derby Girl

One who plays roller derby and is awesome.

The girl in Whip It who is a derby girl

by Capt.Hammer July 12, 2011

Derby bro

Similar to a derby wife, but with men. Usually.

He's not my derby wife! Stop calling him my wife! He's my derby bro!

by roxyhorror December 8, 2010

Tombstone derby

A tombstone derby is an event where you and your friends take a car for each contestant to a cemetary, you drive through the cemetery taking out as many stones as you can, the larger the more points. Loser has to explain the game to the cops when it's all over.

The boys and I are going on a tombstone derby

by Dank-chicken-nuggies January 19, 2020

Gotham Girls Roller Derby

Founded in 2003, and first bouting in 2004, Gotham Girls Roller Derby is New York City’s only all-female, do-it-yourself (DIY), skater-operated roller derby league. The league is comprised of strong, diverse, and independent women from the world's biggest, baddest city.

As a 501c3 non-profit organization, GGRD is committed to fostering serious competition on a national and international level, developing amateur athletes for competition, and promoting the physical and mental strength and independent spirit of amateur female athletes.

The skaters work tirelessly - both on the track and off - to represent the greatest city in the world at home and on the road, competing at the highest levels of gameplay through the Women’s Flat Track Derby Association.

Gotham Girls Roller Derby is awesome - they were National Champions in 2009!

by KrabApple October 15, 2009

holy roller derby

1. A gathering of fundamentalist, bible-beating, right wing Christian Evangelicals

2. A vast or over-the-top display of flagrant, in-your-face evangelical Christian messages or scripture

As the two athiests approached the large group of Evangelicals who had gathered on the lawn to protest gay marriage, Bill said to Gary "Look out ... holy roller derby ahead."

by seumasbeg January 8, 2013