Daylight curtains

Blackout curtains when defined by a moron.

Trick that bird into thinking it’s nighttime with them daylight curtains!

by anonymous October 4, 2020

Zimbabwe’s delights

Nonexistent food.
When there’s nothing to eat for dinner

Eat your food Timmy, you know the children in Africa are only eating Zimbabwe’s delights

by Splashy1226 January 31, 2021

Portland Delights

Portland Delights is a hip and fun Portland Oregon food review which tells it as it is with regard to Portland Foods. It is peer monitored and headed by a guy girl duo who hail from different parts of the city but love food equally. The Blog focuses on making the best and most affordable foods of Portland accessible to the public.

Did you check out Portland Delights Review of the Grilled Cheese Grill?

I just Portland Delighted

Portland Delight my fire

by Food Flows August 5, 2009

Daylight Saving Time

When a man develops an erection pointing downward, which is then required to be rotated to where it points up. It takes its name from Daylight Savings Time, when you have to change your clock back.

Anna: "Jeremiah! That's gross. Don't do that."
Jeremiah: "It's Daylight Saving Time"
Anna: "Okay, no big deal"

by Jeremiah C April 23, 2006

Daylight's Raping Time

When the world is forced to move their clocks forward an hour, for a generally unknown reason. Mostly, to piss off people who value sleep and not being at work or school.

"ugh...I gotta turn my alarm clock forward..god damn daylight saving time..."

"I know! it's more like Daylight's raping time, for real, for real."

"word."

by Madaoxsama March 14, 2010

Daylight Phobia

The rare phobia which describes the condition of being terrified of being awake at sunrise at the end of a night out.

Extreme cases see affected individuals go home in the middle of an outstanding DJ set, possibly even before a big drop.

Daisy: Chaz can I come with you to watch Jamie Jones at Fabric.
Chaz: No Daisy, Im not having your Daylight Phobia get in the way of a potentially classic evening.

by DD-N October 27, 2011

Daylight Saving Time

Fallible man's incongruous attempt at meddling with the laws of the cosmos.

Tom: Last night I set my clock forward for Daylight Saving Time.
Bill: What wretched hubris! Time bends for no man. Hast thou forsaken thy creator?

by Gilliam Shakesbeer May 17, 2019