L.D.P.

long distance pound, used when you a fist pound is not possible do to distance.

As two people walk away and forgot to shak: Hey L.D.P. man peace.

by RobAa January 5, 2008

D.I.L.B.

"Dad I'd Like to Bang"
less harsh, female version of MILF

Jude Law is a total D.I.L.B.

by FishnetChantal March 22, 2008

L.D.B.L.

Abreviation for the phrase: "Later Days Better Lays"
Used as form of of goodbyesee you later

When we were done chatting online Justin typed "L.D.B.L." to me.

by RHODIE76 September 30, 2006

D.I.L.F.

An older man a younger gay man would like to kick it with. Gay slang from early 1990's

Now he's my kind of DILF

by cisco October 23, 2003

D.G.L

Damn Good Lookin!

"man that chick is a D.G.L."

by El Codaz March 18, 2009

A.D.O.L.S.

Attention Deficicit.. Oh Look, Shiny!

The doctor diagnosed her with A.D.O.L.S. Instead of having Attention Deficit Disorder, she has Attention Deficicit.. Oh Look, Shiny!

by Trynyte November 13, 2009

D.I.L.L.I.G.T.F

Do I look like I give two fucks?

Angie: Everyone hates me Sherry, it's not fair. People tease me for being ugly and awkward, I just hate my life.
Sherry: D.I.L.L.I.G.T.F.

by Philoctetes23 December 25, 2019