A deck used in clash Royale consisting of a hog and some other gay shit. 2.6 hog players are the scum of the earth and usually like to finger themselves out the back of the gas station parking lot. 2.6 Hog players are shit at the game and rely on spamming some black dude on a pig to win. These players are also guaranteed to have no Dad and love other men to make up for it. These players also love to play with each other’s 1 inch cocks when they’re not busy spamming hogs 12 hours a day.
Person1: hey look it’s Jerry, I heard he was caught shoving a 14inch dildo up his ass
Person2: Yeah I’m not surprised, he uses 2.6 hog cycle
Person2: Yeah I’m not surprised, he uses 2.6 hog cycle
by ChadHogHater April 3, 2022
Get the 2.6 Hog Cycle mug.A more accurate name for the menstrual cycle in highly strung females. A lot of women will simply get on with it, however there are a significant proportion that just go full on fucking crazy. Experiences vary, but phrases such as "DON'T speak to me like that!!" and "Oh, well why don't you just fucking LEAVE if I'm so hard to live with!!" are common.
Men are expected to accept this, or they will suffer horribly. These women use the fact that they are menstruating, have just menstruated or are about to menstruate as a kind of "get out of jail free" card, which leaves them free to be psychotic bitches without fear of reprisal, which makes people hate them more and more all month long.
As a bystander to this train wreck, expect screeching, expect tears, expect no sex and expect to want to kill someone more than you ever have before.
Men are expected to accept this, or they will suffer horribly. These women use the fact that they are menstruating, have just menstruated or are about to menstruate as a kind of "get out of jail free" card, which leaves them free to be psychotic bitches without fear of reprisal, which makes people hate them more and more all month long.
As a bystander to this train wreck, expect screeching, expect tears, expect no sex and expect to want to kill someone more than you ever have before.
"John, do you wanna go do something?"
"Daz, it's midnight! What do you expect us to do?"
"I don't care, my missus is in the middle of her Mental Cycle, so if I don't leave the house, I'll kill the bitch in her sleep"
"Daz, it's midnight! What do you expect us to do?"
"I don't care, my missus is in the middle of her Mental Cycle, so if I don't leave the house, I'll kill the bitch in her sleep"
by MagickDio March 6, 2010
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An extreme power blumpkin utilizing the chemical reaction of Mentos and Diet Coke.
Ingredients: Mentos, 1 liter bottle of Diet Coke, enema bag, surgical glove, KY jelly, a willing female participant
Step 1: Use a Mentos as a suppository (surgical glove and
KY jelly optional)
Step 2: Proceed to fill your enema bag with Diet Coke
Step 3: Gentlemen, start your blumpkins!!!
Step 4: As climax approaches, insert enema wand and squeeze
bag converting blumpkin to power blumpkin.
Step 5: Take cover. (Due to immediate chemical reactions
that will ensue.)
Step 6: The enema bag having mixed with the Mentos should
fly out of your sphincter and jettison around the
bathroom like a cyclone spewing a geyser of soda
and fecal matter.
Ingredients: Mentos, 1 liter bottle of Diet Coke, enema bag, surgical glove, KY jelly, a willing female participant
Step 1: Use a Mentos as a suppository (surgical glove and
KY jelly optional)
Step 2: Proceed to fill your enema bag with Diet Coke
Step 3: Gentlemen, start your blumpkins!!!
Step 4: As climax approaches, insert enema wand and squeeze
bag converting blumpkin to power blumpkin.
Step 5: Take cover. (Due to immediate chemical reactions
that will ensue.)
Step 6: The enema bag having mixed with the Mentos should
fly out of your sphincter and jettison around the
bathroom like a cyclone spewing a geyser of soda
and fecal matter.
"Nicole's parents disowned her after they found that their house had been hit by the dreaded Coney Island cyclone."
(Her boyfriend had Taco Bell for lunch earlier that day.)
(Her boyfriend had Taco Bell for lunch earlier that day.)
by Longshanks Blumpelstiltskin November 4, 2006
Get the Coney Island cyclone mug.The habitual cycle of porn:
● Enjoying porn
● Collecting it
● Getting sick of it
● Trying harder, sicker porn
● Getting sick of that
● Trying porn that you are ashamed of later
● Deleting all of your porn, throwing out DVDs
● Only to eventually miss porn/stars....
which then leads to collecting it again and the cycle renews.
● Enjoying porn
● Collecting it
● Getting sick of it
● Trying harder, sicker porn
● Getting sick of that
● Trying porn that you are ashamed of later
● Deleting all of your porn, throwing out DVDs
● Only to eventually miss porn/stars....
which then leads to collecting it again and the cycle renews.
"Dude can I borrow your Scat Movies?"
"No, it's gone... My meat was so raw, and I couldn't get it up at night with my girlfriend, so I decided to grow up and get rid of my porn."
"Dude that's the 5th time you've said that, you're just on the bottom of the Porn Cycle."
"No, it's gone... My meat was so raw, and I couldn't get it up at night with my girlfriend, so I decided to grow up and get rid of my porn."
"Dude that's the 5th time you've said that, you're just on the bottom of the Porn Cycle."
by asikjbdhgfuhu December 2, 2009
Get the Porn Cycle mug.A Gay piece of shit cock sucking penis licking female hating phone booth looking ass idiot deck that only people with their main intrest being big bulgy cocks play
by hog is gay March 31, 2022
Get the Hog cycle mug.A deck in clash royale used mainly by no skill players that are desperate for wins. 2.6 hog uses the hog rider, musketeer, cannon, ice spirit, skeletons, ice golem, log, and fireball. Outsmarting them will usually make them quit.
Hello there: guys i heard about this deck, 2.6 hog cycle. what is it?
Cheesecake: Torment, they spam cards and shut down all your pushes, i don't know how to defeat them.
Nally2fast: i usually wait until they waste their fireball then place stuff
Not Important: I use 2.6, been winning non stop since
Not Important has been kicked out of the clan by Nally2fast
Cheesecake: Torment, they spam cards and shut down all your pushes, i don't know how to defeat them.
Nally2fast: i usually wait until they waste their fireball then place stuff
Not Important: I use 2.6, been winning non stop since
Not Important has been kicked out of the clan by Nally2fast
by Legate Lanius December 18, 2021
Get the 2.6 hog cycle mug.is when one has a best friend for a couple months that turns into an enemy, then becomes best friend again multiple times over
Tim:Hey Billy youre my best friend.
Two Months later.... Tim: Screw Billy i dont care if he died.
Two Months later.... Tim: Billy where you been, I missed having my best friend around.
Billy: Sounds like you have the Vessello Cycle going here
Two Months later.... Tim: Screw Billy i dont care if he died.
Two Months later.... Tim: Billy where you been, I missed having my best friend around.
Billy: Sounds like you have the Vessello Cycle going here
by WOW57 December 2, 2009
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