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cybele

A fertility goddess, as from Turkey, Greece and Rome, of wild places. She walks with lions and lends vigour to the natural world.

Also a Marvel comic superhero - who lives in Colorado, can appear invisible, and is immortal.

Also the leader of a cult, wherein men castrate themselves before her as an ode to her. At times of imminent defeat, she provides the power and stamina to overcome and to let loose the boundless energy of the universe.

Like the movie that bears her name, she is independent-spirited but has wonderful relationships with men who support her in her goals.
I knew my life was screwed until Cybele came to help. She really shook things up and got me through it.

When I'm an ass, my buddies tell me to Bobbitt my member and offer it to Cybele. They say it's the only way to make amends and get some peace.

But when I'm a good man, the kind all the ladies want, who shows up at the doctor's office to hold her hand, who listens when she's trying to process her troubles, who offers her a shoulder, a nice meal, and my unequivocal support, well that's when they say I'm infused with Cybele's spirit.

It doesn't hurt for me to have a bit of that wild bad boy side too, to take my girl to another sexual plane. Cybele knows wild - in fact, she's the goddess of it. She certainly enjoys some good outdoor fornication. And as an immortal, she's got stamina.
by wordsmithangel February 4, 2010
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cyber goth

A goth who is into the Industrial music scene. The urban goth. They usually wear flashy clothes and other accessories displaying a mechanical/industrial theme.
The cyber goth scene has attracted a lot of attention due to a break from the dark and brooding aspect of usual goths.
by Janet Planet October 26, 2005
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cyberbitch

Someone who is pleasant and reasonable in person, but becomes terribly annoying, and even downright loathesome in e-mailed correspondence.
Gary was very understanding during our meeting this morning, but when we checked our e-mails later that day, it was clear we were dealing with a real cyberbitch.
by Josh E. Z. October 17, 2008
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Cyberstracted

When someone is on the internet for a sole purpose and gets distracted by notifications, links to other sites, ideas or ads in cyberspace.
Sorry I was in the middle of sending the email but then I got cyberstracted
by Amanda Nicole Romanach July 25, 2015
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cyber police

A meme made popular by 4channers and BB'ers on July 15th from a YouTube video of a crying 12 year old girl. Apparently, her videos were being raided with comments such as "you dun goofed up" and "what a fuckin whore". Her first response to all of the comments was by posting a video threatening all of her "haters" saying that she will pop a glock and countless other ravaging insults. She responded with yet another video, this time, she was bawling in tears and her crack head father was in the background wearing sandals and socks yelling and threatening her haters that if they do not stop insulting her daughter he will report them to the cyber police. Thus, a meme was born. Multiple memes have been formed due to this video.
You dun goofed man... consequences will NEVER be the same. Brb reporting you to cyber police.
by mrJoee July 16, 2010
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cyberlover

a cybersex partner; someone you cyber with just like you were lovers in real

usually regularity, commitment, and caring are part of the cyberlover pattern, just like any real relationship
Usually you never meet your cyberlover, but there are many cases I know about where two cyberlovers arrange to meet in real. Usually one of them flies out to the city where the other lives; sometimes they arrange to meet in a completely different city. In every case, they practically fuck in the cab on the way to the hotel.
by dsimms January 16, 2008
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Cyberchase

A PBS Kids show where 3 kids and a weird bird fly around inside a computer world trying to save "Motherboard" from "The Hacker", and teach kids simple math.

Why is it so relative to what the government's doing today?
"We have to save Motherboard from the Hacker!"

"Ew, ew, DOUBLE ew."

"What is a fraction?"

"Cyberchase was made possible by viewers like you. Thank you."
by EWewDOUBLEew December 16, 2011
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