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Costasian

A group of people of Asian decent that shop at Costco, walking slowly and hovering over a shopping cart. These folks run to the sample tables, and push through the crowd for a bite. They are typically agressive. Often they lie down on the display patio furniture when they need to rest.
Damnit! I was trying to get a bbq pork meatball sample but the costasians beat me to it.
by Miss Catalina April 20, 2009
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THE DIRTY CASTANON

When a girl swings her leg up as high as it can go on top of something and solicits sex. She usually props her leg on a bar table or chain fence with her junk hanging all out, so they can see inside her vag, and then solicits herself for sexual services.
Catherine keeps doing THE DIRTY CASTANON to me. Her leg was right next to my face and I could see straight into her vagina.
by riderideponytonight August 7, 2011
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Custard Bomb

A sexual act by which the female insert’s a funnel in her anus. The funnel is thus filled with cold custard. The cold custard is farted into the male's mouth, which by now is luke warm, giving the male a tasty meal.
I Just got a tasty Custard Bomb of Rosie O'Donnell , Yum

Rosie Custard
by bph1992 March 19, 2012
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Costa Rica

A small country in Central America. Known for it's tropical rainforests and beautiful beaches. It also has a rich economy and is politically stable. Defininately a must-visit.
by my life be like July 24, 2009
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Costanza comeback

A phenomenal comeback to an insult, that arrives in your head only 30 minutes too late. Coined from George's antics in the "Jerk Store" episode of Seinfeld. Frequently encountered during the car ride home from somewhere and in more extreme cases while in bed the night after getting humiliated.
After getting caught ingesting pounds of shrimp in a meeting a coworker tells George that, "the ocean called, they're running out of shrimp" To this shaming George has no reply. Then on the drive home he comes up with a Costanza comeback, "well the Jerk Store called and they're running out of you!"
by mikey mcgillicutty June 16, 2007
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custard cousins

Two or more people who have had sex with the same person.
We both squirted our custard into her. Now we are custard cousins.
by electricmonk July 1, 2008
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george costanzaed

Based on the Seinfeld characted "George Costanza," 'George Costanzaing' is the act of taking back some of the money one has left for a tip, most often while the money is in the waitress/waiter's hand.
I totally George Costanzaed that waitress when I realized you left 15.00 on a 20 dollar tab!

I'm not one for George Costanzaing, but I refuse to leave more than 2 dollars for this waiter!
by Diarrhetoric March 13, 2010
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