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love curves

The soft concave curve found on both sides of the waist in young females with hourglass shaped figures. Not the opposite of love handles, because that would be abs, which are not soft, as love curves are.
Very useful for holding onto, wrapping arms around, gently stroking or squeezing, or playfully pinching or poking.
As they were walking through the garden, he slipped his arm behind her waist, pulled her close to him, and kissed her deeply while his hands gently stroked her love curves.
by Nicholas R July 2, 2007
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Cursed

Something almost impractical or outright strange but not quite, the metaphysical variant of jank
Bob: Your shelf mounted computer monitor is super cursed
Joe: Yea but it works for me
by Alchemy Jug January 19, 2021
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Grunting Face Curse

When you're beating off to porn you are cursed to come when it cuts to a shot of the guys grunting, bright red, sweaty face.
Dude, The Grunting Face Curse struck again when I came all over the image of Ron Jeremy's face.
by Scoots January 22, 2003
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Delaney Curse

when you have a crush on a girl when you first see/talk to her. you think you are hopelessly in love and she rejects you yet, you still keep loving her. she gets in your mind and you can't stop thinking about the girl.
dude, you have the Delaney Curse.
by BANZE December 9, 2010
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Ben Shapiro Curse

The anomaly that exists where Ben Shapiro has never voted for the winner of a presidential election.
Ben Shapiro just announced he voted Blank for president, i hope Blank doesnt fall to the Ben Shapiro Curse
by holy guacomole November 4, 2020
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Sheeni Curse

A curse brought forth by a Jewish man that renders you with financial troubles for anywhere between 1-3 years. (Depending on the severity of the Sheeniness in the Jewish suspect.)
Damn, I was talking about that Jew's girlfriend. Then, he put the sheeni curse on me and i just lost my wallet.
by P. Master Flex July 6, 2011
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Ondine's curse

A respiratory disorder, also called congenital central hypoventilation syndrome (CCHS) or primary alveolar hypoventilation, which is fatal if untreated. Because of a congenital failure of the body's involuntary control of breathing, people with the disorder must take each breath consciously; they typically die during sleep.

In German mythology, Ondine was a water nymph who fell in love with and married a mortal man, Sir Lawrence. He swore to her that his every waking breath shall be his pledge of love and faithfulness to her. Years later, she caught him in the arms of another woman. She cursed him thusly: "You swore faithfulness to me with every waking breath, and I accepted your oath. So be it. As long as you are awake, you shall have your breath, but should you ever fall asleep, then that breath will be taken from you and you will die!"

Sir Lawrence stayed awake as long as he could but eventually fell asleep from sheer exhaustion, and he stopped breathing and died.
Ondine's curse gives new meaning to the phrase, "I'll sleep when I'm dead."
by Erin Catherine June 28, 2008
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