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Cumberbatch

verb

1. An unhealthy obsession with a celebrity, besides the fact that said celebrity knows not of the obsessed's existence. At times, a 'Cumberbatcher' will experience episodes of delusion based upon marriage, casual run-ins by which said celebrity may become helplessly in love with the obsessed, sexual acts being practiced by or upon the this celebrity, and the hope that said celebrity is in all actuality attempting to contact the obsessed, but has failed miserably through the years (though the obsessed remains hopeful).

2. Stalking celebrities by means of the internet; notably through Tumblr or Twitter, and a quick Googling won't hurt.
Why is she/he such a Cumberbatcher? She falls in love with a different celebrity every week.

Hold on, I'm nearly done with my daily Cumberbatching. I just need to check the tags on Tumblr.

I'm Cumberbatching for her/him so hard after watching that film they were in.
by Jimothy Longstein May 1, 2014
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Cumberbatch

The act of a man having sex with a woman vaginally while another man has sex with the same woman anally, at the same time. Also known as double penetration.

(also: getting Cumberbatched)
"Mike and Luke are going to come to my house tonight and Cumberbatch me."

"Jack is so sexy, I want to make a clone of him and have them both Cumberbatch me!"
by whipbuckstarcream August 14, 2014
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Cumberdiction

A group of letters within a work strung together that is awkward or uncomfortable when voiced out.

The stresses within a word that is uncomfortable in nature and does not roll right when spoken alone.

(Cumber)some: awkward
Diction: word/phrase
Urban Dictionary ---> uRBan diCTionaRY --> RB, CT, RY

Facebook ---> none

Pennsylvania ---> penNS YLVania --> NS, YLV

Example ---> exaMPle --> MP

Transcontinental ---> traNScoNTineNTal --> NS, NT, NT

Cumberdiction ---> cuMBeRDiCTion --> MB, RD, CT

GET IT!
by The Big KC June 13, 2011
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Cuber

One who solves twisty puzzles like Rubik's cubes
My friend is a faster cuber than me
by Ultimatecuber June 7, 2016
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Cumberbatched

Pertaining to a certain Mr. Benedict Cumberbatch, the term Cumberbatched refers to;

1. The state of complete awe and fangirl/boying at which it becomes difficult to function normally in the presence of Cumberbatch (even if his presence is merely the organisation of pixels on a screen.)

2. Also refers to a something which sucked before, but, by having an association with him, becomes inherently more awesome.
Cumberbitch 1: OMG LOOK IT'S BENNY HE'S SO AMAZING HE IS SO WONDERFUL I WISH I KNEW HIM ASDFGHSDFHKJFDHkfs -mindsplosion-
Cumberbitch 2: YOU'VE BEEN CUMBERBATCHED.
by That cumberbitch December 28, 2010
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Cubert

The Night Camp mascot of Week 7. He was broken in half by a greedy little child. Luckily he had a liver transplant and was saved. After three more days of hard times, he was beginning to rot. The next day, he was put to rest in a compost pile.
Look! It is Cubert the Cucumber!
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Cumber Snatching

To Snatch Cumber and form an unruly collection of cumbers.
'That's a damn fine Cumber, I'm 'avin that...'

-Cumber Snatching
by JamesLikesCumber May 18, 2011
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