Cunny-quaffer

A cunnilinguist who gobbles vaginas so cavernous that they suck the air from the eaters lungs, hence requiring the taking of deep breaths before feeding.
At the dog kennel, a tall, bearded, bald man - a known cunny-quaffer - stalked her, following her to her station wagon. Could he smell her?
by Alexander Putin November 11, 2003
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Cunny Funt

the act of being a cunny funt is the act of being funny. It is mainly an australian used word it describes being a funny cunt. less of an insult and more praise
fuck tom dylan you're a cunny funt aye
by itsyaboiskinnypenis01 April 19, 2018
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cunny tunnel

Dude, I totally plumbed her cunny tunnel.
by Draque December 11, 2004
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Cunny hopper

Someone who pisses you off when they jump a line. Not gender specific.
"There I was, lined up for the can, and this cunny hopper came out of nowhere and butted in front of me. Arsehole!"
by Iggy6471 October 13, 2008
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Cunny Liptus

Slang for cunninglingus. Used in code for public places. Can be used to call someone a cunt where cussing would be frowned upon.
Why don't you go see Cunny Liptus?
by RCA Man August 16, 2005
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Cunny-face

n. A derogatory term describing a person so disliked that one can only refer to their face as a horrible, angry, red vagina.
-God, I hate that fucking cunny-face!

-Hey, cunny-face, bring me a beer!

-How many cunny-faces does it take to screw in a light bulb?
by ussulus February 15, 2009
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cunny-haunted

A male obsessed with sex.
Poor Trevor's suffering from horn colic again, he's cunny-haunted.
by Dunky Oggins January 10, 2004
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