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Cult

A group of wackjobs who believe in some claims from a random guy
"Are you sure this isn't a cult?"
"Do you want to be left behind when the UFO's come pick us up?"
by BananaLBozo May 16, 2025
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Cult

Hey, guy, we're not doing this. I'm not doing or listening to anything you say.
Hym "Because you have clearly started an anti-me cult based on one of my previous pseudonyms and you are just lying and saying about me the things that I have said about other people. So no. I'm not doing that. Bring me the imposter to whom you are actively listening... And let's get this over with. It's BEEN over for a long time but you were tricked by an idiot into thinking that that was not the case."
by Hym Iam December 17, 2025
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Cult of Intellect

Cult of Intellect is a group of intellectuals.
Wow, you're in Cult of Intellect? You're so sexy
by Cult of Intellect August 31, 2020
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Cult of Sov

A group on fanfiction.net that claims to be devoted to increasing the quality of roleplaying forums on said website. To do so, they use accounts distinct from their real ones to post intentionally bad characters on low-quality roleplaying forums, and reprimand the moderators when these characters are accepted.

Their name derives from the real fanfiction.net account of their founder, DragonSovereign (AKA Sov).

In addition, they frequently cite aspects from the visual novel "Umineko: When They Cry," ending most statements in which they reveal themselves as the Cult of Sov with such statements as "this is the revival of the witch" or "czechumeighto" (believed to be an intentional mockery of the Japanese "chekkumeito," meaning checkmate).
...really? Really? We're accepted? Perchance, did you look at our profiles? Did the name "Mike Gainer" not ring any warning bells? How in the name of Vladimir Nabakov was that drivel enough to be accepted?

We could do so much more. We could flood every topic of this Austen-damned forum with beautiful and florid prose until it drives you mad, but instead I will leave you with this: Do not tolerate such low quality in your forum. Perfect your art as a writer, and encourage others to do the same. Raise your bar so that you don't keep tripping on it.

We do this in order to convince others to not tolerate low-quality writing, and to strive for depth and meaning in their works. We also do this because it's amusing. We are the Cult of Sov, and wherever there is shit RPing, we will be there.

Hate us, scream at us, ban us. We will be there regardless. We may not be the heroes you want, or even the ones you deserve, but we are the heroes you need.

This has been the revival of the witch. We hope you enjoyed your stay.

Czechumeighto.
by GuyYouWishYouDidntKnow June 15, 2013
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Cult Lit

A class offered to freshmen and sophomores at a select few school districts. Its a dumbass course where you learn everything about art history and literature from every time period imaginabe so that it's actually painful to look at Greek, Roman, or Renaissance art.
Guy 1: ugh there's that stupid cult lit test today and i didn't study!

Guy 2: don't worry I came up with a song for memorizing the parts of a column from bottom to top-- Stylobate, base, shaft, capital, metope, triglyph, frieze, cornicce, pediment!

Guy 1: wtf?!?!?!?!

teacher: excellent song, but you still fail epically
by bellevue94 March 16, 2009
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Cult of Clouds

When you walk into a school bathroom and see a group of teenagers(4-6 teens) standing in a circle juuling.
Student A: dude I had to take a piss and I walked into a Cult of Clouds
Student B: Really, wow
by Blue Clouds ☁️ September 17, 2018
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Cult of Billy

The Cult of Billy is a religion started by sempai daddy Noox Taco. Not to be confused with Nux Taku who is Projekt Melody's baby daddy soon to get married, but he is a part of Billy and has joined the cult. Our Prophet give us the words of Billy so we may please him such as "show us your feet". Billy is a wholesome raid to had to the body of Billy which is all encompassing.
Join the Cult of Billy. Praise our Lord and Savior Billy and show us your FEET!
by 23redshaman September 10, 2020
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