cubanophobia

The disgust and shame of being a Cuban, or being around Cubans. Mostly due to how low and cheap the stereotypical Cuban person is.

I'm Cuban but I'm ashamed of being one, because 99% of us are loud, rude, cheap lowlife trash of bullies that think the world owns them something just for being Cuban. I loathe my people and I've had been born somewhere else. As a result I embrace my cubanophobia.

by osniel20015 August 8, 2014

Cuban Missile Crisis

When you want to have a circle jerk, but you only have two participants. Tensions mount as the two males face each other and begin to masturbate, waiting to see who will shoot first. Bonus points are awarded if one of them has a cigar.

I was bored the other day, so I asked my roommate if he was up for a game of Cuban Missile Crisis.

by Kmac46 December 9, 2008

cuban

If something is cuban, it is completely cool. The Australian TV show "Home and Away" attempted to inject it into Australian slang.

Dave: My V8 is lowered, red, and very fast.
Sally: That is totally cuban. When do I get a spin?

by serhorse July 4, 2006

cuban

One who is confined to a desk and pc within partitioned walls made of cloth; Decorated with pictures and useless novelty items. Dilbert comics are prefered. The more frendly cuban may leave candy for fellow cubans to enjoy. Status of cuban in cube society can be determined by a placard, size or even the height of cube. Communication between cubans is primarily done through email. It will usually take several emails to several people before a task can be completed.

I wanted to get a drink at the bar but the place was full of cubans so I left.

by THE MAN DICTIONARY May 31, 2005

cubase

A music program , or DAW (digital audio workstation)that allows the sequencing of hardware or software synths and other sound formats.

i use cubase for my dance tracks and i refuse to believe that there are other DAW's that exist.

mate1:-i made this on cubase
mate 2 :- listens
mate 1:-good innit
mate 2:-yeah but i made mine on fl studio and it made me ten grand when it was released , you should send it to some labels
mate1:-FL FUCKIN STUDIO , how dare you make music on FL FUCKIN STUDIO , Your as bad and as evil as josef fritzil , You bastard , get the fuck out my house
mate 2:- walks away from house hearing smashing and crashing from house and repeated cries of fl fuckin studio

by itdosntmatterhowitsmade June 18, 2008

cuban

An exclaimation of excitement, usually preceeded by the adjective 'fucking'.

Bill - I've got a dutch here.
Steve - That's fucking cuban.

by Geoff May 13, 2005

cuban doorbell

A car horn that is honked instead of the driver getting out of his or her vehicle to knock on the door of the person they are picking up. Most often used in apartment complexes and urban areas, usually followed by the maximum occupancy of a pickup truck being violated severely.

If Juan insists on using the CUBAN DOORBELL every morning at 6:30, I'm going to start tossing bricks off the balcony onto his hood.

by Sunnie July 23, 2007