Pink Custard

Cum mixed with blood

Bitch was on her period so I gave her pink custard.

by The Game Of Toast May 16, 2015

backwards custard cream

The backwards custard cream involves screwing your chosen partner violently, first making eye contact with the recipient, then when they are about to cream, do a jerking cork-screw action and flip them on to their belly and cum on their back.you have just achieved the Backwards custard cream.

mike gave me the old backwards custard cream last night, he didnt half make my custard cream!

by dbistcuitjj November 13, 2016

vanilla custard

When two African Americans insert there penis in the nostrils of an Anglo-Saxon woman and ejectulate. Thus creating a jizzy runny nose called a vanilla custard

Dude I heard Jamal and Tyron gave brittnay a vanilla custard

by Chadthefran April 9, 2017

Knuckle Custard

A busted load of jizz all over your fingers after rubbing one out.

Hand me my gak towel. I need to wipe up this knuckle custard.

I apparently didn’t wipe my hands good after jacking off this morning. I still got knuckle custard on them.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018

Muddy Custard

A Muddy Custard is when you reach climax, and ejaculate into the asshole. You have now created a muddy custard

Damnn... I gave her a hell muddy custard.

by DjBunWun March 6, 2019

Cole Custard

Race car driver for Stewart-Haas Racing

Cole Custard is evil >:)

by racingflxmes October 23, 2020

Punch the custard

1. The Sex
2. How you feel when your pencil lead breaks
3. Yes.

Hey you wanna go punch the custard in my room?

by Captain Custard September 12, 2014