Crunch n' Munch

A man having sex with one girl while eating another out at the same time.

"Dude, last night I had these two bitches and I put one down doggy-style and laid the other one face up on the back of the first one. It was straight crunch and munch." - Only really useful in said position.

by Easy DZ September 9, 2005

Crunch mute

The effect you get when you eat something particularly crunchy (potato chips, cereal), and you can't hear what's on television or what people are talking about.

This can be either good or bad.

I wanted to watch CSI: Miami and eat my Doritos, but I'll totally get crunch muted, and I won't be able to hear vital plot.

Though the whole show is basically vital plot.

by Interactive September 30, 2009

Crunch Burn

The sensation experienced on the roof of one's mouth after consuming large amounts of Cap'n Crunch.

(Ruth and Steve are munching away at separate cereal bowls...)
Steve: "Oh man, I've got some serious crunch burn!"
Ruth: "...What the fuck is crunch burn?"

by the crunch queen June 8, 2010

crunch deaf

Temporary deafness occurring while eating crunchy food such as cereal or potato chips.

I'm sorry, what's that honey? I'm crunch deaf from this tasteless high fiber cereal.

by bennrock April 20, 2010

crunch butter

Any form of animal excrement or a slang phrase used to represent a situation that would normally be described as poop or pertaining to poop.

That guy is full of crunch butter. His story was absolute bullshit.

by Richard Pickles September 20, 2013

Crunch cracker

Someone who's ankles are so fragile in basketball that they brake whenever anyone makes a move

God damnit! Robbie's such a crunch cracker. He's in pieces cuz a guy made 1 crossover!

by YahboiHennessy January 23, 2015

crunch time

a period of time during which one must make a effort quickly

Crunch time at the cafeteria often comes at midday, when people are most stressed out and eager for a meal.

by The Return of Light Joker August 4, 2011