CROUTON

A broke, lame, and or unsucessful person who is crusty and will most likely have a musty bitch with em that smell like canned cheese.

"I cant stand these mother fuckin broke boys croutons fuck boys" silentfuneral

by Silentfuneral666 August 31, 2017

Croutonic Plague

It is the year 69420 and croutons have taken over the world, they call it "The Croutonic Plague", people are dying and many hav lost homes to croutons

joe says "my house got destroyed because of the croutonic plague"
Jim replies with "I know"

by SOMESWITCHUSER March 18, 2022

Crouton

A “stale cracker” by analogy to the salad topping. Similar in usage to “ok boomer” but more contemptuous. Used to mock someone for stereotypically “old, white” behavior. Superlative is “absolute” akin to “absolute unit”.

You demanded to speak to the manager and then demanded they “go back to where they came from?” Ugh you absolute crouton.

by Jockeys41 June 21, 2025

Crouton

A slang term used by straight people to refer to gay people

Billy: this new guy started at work today, he's such a little crouton

Taylor: dude, you're such a homophobe

by Boadie925 September 6, 2016

Croutons

The small crumbles of weed from the bottom of the bag that you throw on top of a bowl when it’s light

Aye man the bowl looking a little light add a couple croutons

by AssassinOG_420-69 July 22, 2019

carolina crouton

when a small tobacco leaf sticks to your lip while smoking

Dude, you should have seen this skank. She had a Carolina Crouton hanging off her lip while talking to the Bartender.

by wfDongWhereIsGpaCar May 11, 2016

Pants crouton

A piece of feces left after wiping that has become crusty after time.

I think I have a pants crouton stuck between my cheeks.

by JoeyHey October 11, 2015