A hipster on steroids - but not the cool kind. Recognizable by a) a bunch of face jewelry b) pink box died hair or c) thrifted cotton turtlenecks. The easiest way to spot a crouton however, is via their “artsy” Instagram feed.
Pinelopi: “There’s a new guy living across the hall!”
Sarah: “Ooouu is he cute?”
Pinelopi: “Meh, he’s a crouton”
Sarah: “Ooouu is he cute?”
Pinelopi: “Meh, he’s a crouton”
by it’s Danielle not Daniel December 30, 2017
Billy: this new guy started at work today, he's such a little crouton
Taylor: dude, you're such a homophobe
Taylor: dude, you're such a homophobe
by Boadie925 February 20, 2016
by The photon wrangler February 26, 2023
pronoun.
Reference to a Caucasian person white-bred that exhibits few or several urban mannerisms and interests. One who "has flavor".
Reference to a Caucasian person white-bred that exhibits few or several urban mannerisms and interests. One who "has flavor".
"I don't consider myself a Cracker. I find it offensive. I'm more of a Crouton. I'm White but I come with flavor!"
by 83FLLY June 29, 2023
A broke, lame, and or unsucessful person who is crusty and will most likely have a musty bitch with em that smell like canned cheese.
by Silentfuneral666 August 31, 2017
by dragonex564 April 15, 2021
The small crumbles of weed from the bottom of the bag that you throw on top of a bowl when it’s light
by AssassinOG_420-69 July 23, 2019