ooky cooky

The fun family game when someone bring out a just baked cookie then everyone proceds to masterbate on it. The last one to "blow their load" has to eat the cooke.

I was the 3rd to last in ooky cooky. poor johny wasnt so lucky.

by ezoom May 19, 2004

corky

Person who is a slightly retarded or slow.

Damn that boy is a corky bastard

by Player Player March 19, 2003

Corky

An American president in office from 2001 thru 2009, so nick-named due to his resemblance to an 80s TV character of the same name from the hit TV series "Life Goes On".

Person A: Check it out. Corky's on the TV.

Person B: I thought that series was off the air since 1993.

Person A: Not that Corky. The other one.

by ChuckChaser69 May 15, 2008

crooky

The original tasteless mofo. Ran the Cat Fart Mausoleum back in 1997 and is now a lurker/agent provacateur on many internet forums.

<Crooky>Hey guys, check this out!
<Everyone>JESUS! MY EYES! WTF WAS THAT?
*RETCH!!!!!*

by Dr. Molotov October 6, 2003

old croydon

old croydon is a cute little town in PA. known for coastal which is now sunoco but no true croydonnite will admit that the abyss where countless bar fights break loose and undersagers are welcome the marina where you can find numerous blunts and fortys the courts holding many drunken memories by every croydonite under 21 (and the ones who are 21 and cant let go of the past but supply the beer) and the wonderful pizza places all 150 and them.

not 21? its okay old croydon is a giant bar for undersagers.. watch out for popo

by splatty July 5, 2010

Croydon

A quaint town located in Bristol Township PA. Currently the recepient of a 14 million dollar stimulis package going to wards the train station, main intersection, curbs landscaping and other emneties that will improve the overal curb appeal of the current "white trash" feel of the 13 / Newportville rd intersection. Croydon residents are often refereed to as "croydenites". In the past it has not been a polite name, rather a derogetory name intended to insult your enemy or friend during heated exchanges. Croydon has two parts "New Croydon" and "Old Croydon" . New is less trashy where old is very trashy. If you are a yuppie, real estate is reasonable, trans to the city is convenient and property investments are sure to be a big win with the gentrification of Croydon station and sourounding areas. I might add it is a very dog friendly town.

Croydon, PA

by Packard Dog August 26, 2009

Crok

another word for a large penis.
the name of a very large famous cock.
was made fun of at birth but then grew in size.
12 inches

hello mame crok would like to say hello.
crok want you

by gninnam dnalel May 25, 2008