loser cruiser

Unattractive vehicle.

Jacob tried to pick me up in his loser cruiser last night, but I just laughed in his face.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

cruiser girl

A really swag, cool, pretty girl who skateboard, usually pretty sound and unique

"Yo the girl I'm dating is so cool! She is pretty and she skates"

"You have a cruiser girl"

by swagqueen97 April 2, 2016

diagonal crossers

a person(s) who crosses street(s) on angle; taking more time while car(s) have to wait

why can't that person cross the street in a straight line; such a diagonal crossers

by winnipegdude January 1, 2012

Fulltime-Cruiser

A person without a job that has nothing better to do than to drive around all day at cruising speed. In some cases the driver actually owns the car but in most cases the driver is just pretending they do or it is a rental.

John: When I look out the window at work, I always see the same man driving around ALL day! Like doesn't he have anything better to do with his time?

Bob: He doesn't own that car and doesn't even have a job, hes nothing more than a Fulltime-Cruiser...

by GVorDie January 11, 2012

border crossers

when a person takes a joke too far

border crossers

by ma dude bra June 1, 2019

The Mexican Boarder Crosser

The act of using chalula hot sauce as lube to alternately penetrate a woman's anus and vagina in rapid succession.

Stacy though I was taking her to taco bell for lunch, but actually I didn't have the money for lube so we did The Mexican Boarder Crosser in the men's bathroom. On our anniversary I plan on taking her to Chipotle.

by CommentBot826 September 1, 2014

Double Dick Crosser

This is the opposite of a beard and is when a straight male acts gay around women to hang around them naked and then have sex with them

" Hey Jim, that gay dude is always getting invited to chicks sleepovers." " I bet he's a double dick crosser.. ."

by nerdy9 March 2, 2016