Crafty butcher

A crafty butcher is a street term for a man who likes his meat delivered round the back door instead of the more conventional front passage that most deliveries of that nature are delivered and its not to avoid the taxman if you catch my drift!

A crafty butcher is a street term for a man that is sexually attracted to other men

In the pub.....

Sam: is that bloke alright?he keeps smiling at us
Luke: who him?,yea he's harmless he's a bit of a crafty butcher,likes his meat delivered round the back door
Sam: oh i see lol....likes extra pork with his two veg yea lol

by The chef of roast December 15, 2018

Crofts

A nickname for a gangster, normally one that originates from America in the LA streets. Often affiliated with the Bloods or Crips.

Yo, is that Crofts?
Yeah man, that’s the Blood leader! He’s non binary.

by Blood Blood Salim February 6, 2019

crofton academy

A school that has had requires improvement since 2016 and all

"Oi charva man might send my kids to crofton"
"Rahhh fam they have had requiresimprovement bare time and is going to become a outwood which would result in your kid getting excluded karen"
"Ok Bruce mans kids are off Becketts fam"

"Oi charva mans going to send manz kids to crofton academy blud"
"Rahhh that school is bad and going to become a outwood"

by Fitsymandemelite November 26, 2019

Crafty Python

Whilst sitting on the toilet dropping the kids off at the pool you set yourself a challenge and attempt to urinate into a nearby urinal or sink using your talented crafty python (men only). The act of urinating in a sink or urinal whilst simultaneously taking a poo on a sit down toilet.

I was sitting on the throne releasing the chocolate hostages and elected to attempt the crafty python.

by Robot J Cups September 20, 2023

sophie croft

Hoe hoe hoeeeeee

sophie croft is a hoe.

by kmnp666 October 14, 2017

rubi croft

loudest person you’ll ever hear, she will burst your ear drums with only whispering

the children and teachers flooded out the classroom while rubi croft was singing to michael jackson

by anyonyomouse November 23, 2019

manor croft

shit school don't send ur kids there

manor croft is so shit. init

by manorhate69 April 20, 2023