I Have Two Cocks

A phrase said after crushing an opponent or accomplishing a great feat. Often accompanied by a slowed motion indicating masturbation with parallel cocks.

First used by Soul Caliber IV enthusiast Max Basch of Hampshire College, and henceforth popularized by other gamers of the 5-College Consortium.

"I Have Two Cocks"

Gamer 1: FUCK!
Gamer 2: ZOMG! He just beat you with your best character! ROFLROFLROFL
Gamer 3: I have two coooocks

by Moocowsy July 2, 2009

CockScrew

a sex move where a woman starts off by giving the man a hand job (shaking the bottle), then while the man is laying down inserts the penis into the vagina while the woman is still standing up and the penis is inserted the woman's vagina then begins to spin while the penis is still inside the vagina ( in the motion of twisting of a cap on a bottle).

My girl and I were tired of our old sex life and spiced thing up with the CockScrew

by A-Wall9 May 26, 2009

touch cocks

The process of one person using his cell to call another person's cell, so that they each have the other's number.

Mike: Eric, give me your number so we can touch cocks.
Eric: Excuse me?
Mike: I'll call you so you have my number. I call it touching cocks. It's my thing.
Eric: That will never catch on.
Mike: Yes it will.

by ChuckChaser69 December 19, 2010

Clockstop

To want to "clockstop" someone, is to want to slow down time, like in the movie Clockstoppers, and violate them sexually.

Oh my god, look at that guy! He's so hot! I totally wish I could clockstop him!

by Izsargreg February 11, 2010

Cockscreen

An advanced version of a cock block. It's when several guys are simultaneously cockblocking in formation.

Steve tried to get Danielle's number, but she was suddenly surrounded by a cockscreen.

by LRRfan January 21, 2011

Cockscrambler

A very effeminate male who dresses like a very attractive female. Often times they appear as female from afar and to the untrained eye. However, once the costume comes off, the truth is revealed to the bemoaning of any man who falls for the trap. They are usually found around anime expos or any area with a large conglomerate of cosplayers.

"Man, those ninja girls look pretty cute."
"They're cockscramblers."
"Damn."

by Hypothetical High Five February 18, 2007

Cocks

A fun thing to yell out randomly.

Teacher: Today in class we will be learning about-
Student: Cocks!
Teacher: Jimmmmmmmmmmmy!!!!!
Student: Cocks!
Teacher: You're going to the deans office!
Student: Cocks?

by Awesomekid777 November 16, 2007