Crimson Whale Punch

(n) a term that describes a whale punch that results in a bloody jet of semen and snot coming out of the nose of the punched party, most likely due to inadvertently broken blood vessels in the nose.

I accidently gave Jan a crimson whale punch last night. There was definitely some blood mixed in with the semen.

by BennyKennedy March 29, 2009

Wearing the Crimson Mask

This is a "mask" that a person wears when they have been thoroughly beaten to the point where there whole face is covered in blood.

In Rocky 4, Apollo Creed was wearing the crimson mask before he died.

by Inspector Gadget September 7, 2004

Crimson knuckle-fuck

The act of fisting a girl when she's on her period.

I gave the missus a crimson knuckle-fuck last night.... it got messy.

by L1feLus7 April 1, 2009

Surf the crimson tide

Giving a girl cunnilingus during menstration.

It looked like Wong ate a red popsicle after he surfed the crimson tide.

by David Lee June 5, 2005

crimson tide

A woman's period. Often used in the phrase "riding the crimson tide" -- which can mean "having one's period" or "having sex with a woman who has her period"

I'm riding the crimson tide -- you have a spare pad?

by TechnoZombie September 19, 2003

crimson queef

(Verb) An expulsion of air from the vagina during a woman's menstrual period. Often resulting in a spray of menstrual blood similar to a spritz from a perfume bottle.
(Noun) When a menstruating woman straddles another person's face and expels air from their vagina, spraying blood over the person's eyes to create a super hero style mask.

Hey baby, give me a crimson queef and i'll be your hero!

by HateChild6 June 26, 2017

crimson bowl

When you smoke a bowl mixed with drops of your own blood

Bro I smoked the biggest crimson bowl last night

by iwishiwasadish February 27, 2022