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lotion chimp

A particularly low-order minion -- qualified to perfrom only the most mindless tasks, on the order of a trained chimpanzee smearing suntan lotion on its reclining master.
I had a morning meeting, so I had my lotion chimp come over and let the electrician in.
by FitofPeak May 26, 2010
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Chimp

To violently attack or maul something or someone, in a manner similar to a chimpanzee. Typically involves breaking bones, biting and mutilation of digits and appendages.
“Yo, did you hear about the researcher who got killed by chimpanzees?”

“Yeah, they chimped him real bad. Took off his dick and balls.”
by Moyai🗿🗿🗿 March 13, 2022
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Random Chimp Event

The random chimp event will begin in 2022 with a widespread disease known as “monkeypox” where the infected will begin transforming into chimps and lead the new ape uprising
Person 1: Dude, where will you be during the random chimp event?
Person 2: OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH MONKE SUPERIOR BEINGS
by TumbleMr May 22, 2022
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Chimp Pimpin’

Somethings just cool af…..but even cooler
“I did a back flip over a pile of rusted chainsaws, turned on, lit on fire.”

“That’s chimp pimpin’ man”
by ZCC22703 September 3, 2022
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Chimp

Someone who is doing/saying something idiotic or foolish
Jake just said something really dumb, what a chimp
by ThatMasshole September 18, 2018
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Bakersfield chimp

verb. Popularized by The Phil Hendrie Show. The act of ripping someone a new one (or removing an old one) as in the incident where two chimps got loose from their cage at a Bakersfield CA chimp sanctuary and severely attacked a man in front of his wife while visiting an their old pet chimp on his birthday.
If this line doesn't get moving faster, I'm going to go Bakersfield chimp on that grocery clerk.
by smackie August 30, 2005
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Chicken Crimpy

The accidental act of one testicle slipping from your tight fitting underpants or budgie smugglers and being trapped between underpant and thigh.
Rushing to be first in the pool Luiz's poorly fitting budgie smugglers caused a rather embarrassing Chicken Crimpy to emerge that didnt delight family or friends
by baggers September 25, 2014
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