Creeping

Creeping. When you hide behind somebody or in somebodys closet

" OH MY GOD LIN, YOU NEED TO STOP CREEPING BEHIND ME"

" OH MY GOD JERICA, STOP HIDING IN MY CLOSET. YOU CREEPER"

by Lana Lang April 29, 2009

cruise control creeping

the act of allowing an automobile to approach the car ahead because the driver has set his cruise control but is not paying attention to traffic conditions. the noun form of the phrase is "cruise control creeper."

while driving down a two-lane country road, i noticed in my rear view mirror a large foreign sedan approaching my car from behind. his speed was almost the same as mine, just a little quicker, so his approach was pretty slow. still, he kept on getting closer, until i could no longer see his front bumper. suddenly, just as i thought he was going to ram me, he swerved left and passed me at a rapid pace, glaring at me as he passed. he left me behind at the same slow rate as he approached me. i figured he was cruise control creeping, because he was gabbing on a cell phone. to avoid becoming a cruise control creeper myself, i reset my own cruise control and let the other car go about his merry way. after i flipped him off.

by earpuller November 6, 2007

creeping with style

When a girl knows you're creeping but is ok with it.

Ex: Look at that old guy in the VIP inviting girls to his table, he's creeping with style!

by Creepneleous October 7, 2013

Creating Desire

Reusing the same two-tone coloured diagonal line bus livery design over and over again ad nauseam, while wearing the shortest shorts you can find in your local Primark.

This two-tone coloured livery with a diagonal line down the side sure will definitely be creating desire among those who use this bus route #amazing

by bus123 January 1, 2020

Cresting an Acorn

Attempting to defecate while heavily constipated and only the tip of the shit is exiting the rectum.

Hold up Bro I’m cresting an acorn in here!

by Timithin November 24, 2020

Creeping Suck

A deadly social disease of unknown origin. Common among politicians who were once considered popular, but have clearly started to rot from the inside.

I used to think my Senator had principles, but he caught the Creeping Suck and now his soul smells of offal and cat piss...

by I am me, who I am November 12, 2022

Mutual Creeping

When TWO people creep on each others facebook pages constantly.

Includes straight liking one anothers pages and commenting on every post/picture/status dating back to the day they became facebook friends.
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Person 1: John is constantly straight liking Hillarys facebook.

Person 2: Yes, but Hillary comments on all his status updates.

Person 1: Oh so they are into the whole mutual creeping thing. Why don't they just exchange phone numbers?

by lookabutt January 24, 2011