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creepy man hug 

if you're a man, and you hug another man (man on man situation), you grab them tight by the waist, put your beard in their neck, and tell them "our balls are touching"...because they are (its like hugging your fucked-up uncle and he gives you a hug and you just feel violated)
i gave alex the creepy man hug, he felt so dirty
creepy man hug by ray August 2, 2004

Creepy Chris 

The type of kid to quote weird things like you tubers or Jesus in the Bible , like the name Patrick and is typically bad at fortnite not only do they have a short fuse but usually a toxic sports fan of a toxic fan base like The Spurs or Warriors or for football they would like the Patriots or Seahawks , usually has lighter hair and likes voice impressions
Creepy Chris by George Hartsfeild January 1, 2019

Creepy Cocksmith 

One who can work his cock with great success while maintaining a creepy persona and personality. Always being creepy but girls cant seem to get enough of his cock.
Logan- clint is in every picture on facebook creeping.
Tanner- yea i know but i heard he fucked three girls that night
Logan- what a creepy cocksmith
Creepy Cocksmith by the cocksmith69 November 23, 2009

Creepy Uncle 

creepy uncle adj. n.:

A person, who through their actions and/or words, causes unease to others (male or female) by unnessesary or gratuitous sexual advances.
"That man was getting all creepy uncle on me."

"Larry is sure a creepy uncle."
Creepy Uncle by flurbury September 18, 2007

Creepy Shirley 

1. A creepy woman, often a townie, that can be found around local college bars. Creepy Shirleys sometimes have scars on their face and they usually talk nonsense to you in an attempt to pick you up. 2. Any creepy female in general.
I was watching the football game when that Creepy Shirley came up to me and said "Hey, I'm a girlie girl so I don't know much about football. I'd rather be in the kitchen, cooking dinner for YOU."
Creepy Shirley by GregCardinals October 30, 2007

Creepy Drunk 

Stage of drunkenness where you are so drunk that you do creepy things such as grind hard with random girls who want no part of it, pass out and randomly wake up throughout night, or sit staring creepily at a person for much to long.
John: Dude last night was so weird

Tim: Why's that?

John: Frank kept staring at me the entire night from his seat in the corner.

Tim: Oh damn! He was creepy drunk.
Creepy Drunk by UNOMav December 4, 2010