Coochie crawler

a man, usually middle aged (who doesn't drink), who makes it a point to hang out where younger attractive girls hang out(usually a bar) in the hopes that they have even the slightest possibility of scoring.

Jay doesn't drink but hangs out at the bar hoping to find a woman he can score with. What a coochie crawler.

Tom and I went to the bar yesterday. I got hammered but Tom doesn't drink, he just went along to coochie crawl.

by knowsallaboutit 31 September 1, 2010

Pub Crawler

Someone who embarks upon 'pub crawls' in which they travel from pub to pub in the hope they will become so intoxicated that they will have to crawl.

"Man Tom Lawler got so drunk on that pub crawl he probably impressed everyone in Oxford!"
"He's a legendary pub crawler"

by Thomasdelacroixlawler May 31, 2013

crawler

Crawler: One who goes to the bar and has too many to drink so he has to crawl home. Light weight, should stick to N/A beer and wine.

After two beers, the Crawler had to crawl home.

by Atomolizer May 22, 2010

carrion crawler

Carrion Crawlers look like giant mealworms, with long nasty tentacles around their mouths. when these tentacles strike, the victim is often paralyzed. while the carrion crawler dines on dead victims, it's never adverse to a little fresh meat.

Giant worms aren't fun.

by Smurf August 17, 2004

Curb crawler

A woman who walks the streets peddling herself for sex; a prostitute.

After Jim-Dandy kicked Buffy's ass out of the crib, she turned into a righteous curb crawler, peddling her skinny white ass on the street to get a fin for another rock of crack. She wound up sleeping in a Port-a-Potty downtown until some anonymous john slit her thoat.

by Twathenge April 29, 2006

crawled up your ass

Full phrase: "What crawled up your ass and died?" It is said after somebody farts and the smell is so horrible that everyone in the room runs out gagging. The implication is that the fart smells as bad as, for example, a rotting dead skunk or maggoty rat.

Todd's fart was so overpowering that Ben said, "Man, you stink! What crawled up your ass and died?"

by lyndal June 21, 2007

Dumpster Crawler

when a man puts three earwigs up his asshole and clinches his cheeks. Then two hours later attempts to fart them out but often ends in a bloody failure.

hey bro, i just did my first dumpster crawler last night and i think i shit out a larva this morning.

by Hebrew Hammer 91 October 16, 2010