craperbating

the process of pinching a loaf and beating off simulataneously, which requires intense concentration

craperbating is one of my hobbies because i can enjoy two things at once

by weasel May 3, 2005

Crappy Poetry

Crappy Poetry can take on many forms; it is a morphologic organism that evolves alarmingly quick. The art form itself is widely debated and misunderstood; however, it is largely accepted that Crappy Poetry is either a satirical poem making fun of poems or just a poem that is written very poorly.

The leading authority on Crappy Poetry is The Crappy Poets Society. The majority of members have the opinion that poems which rhyme and make sense are less crappy then poems which do not rhyme and are random in nature.

Crappy Poetry is designed to be humorous and the authors goal is to make their audience laugh.

Joe: Here is my submission to the crappy poetry contest:

'That’s What She Said' by Joe W.
I want to ride,
But it’s so long.
My needs can’t wait.
I hate it in the back.
It hurts so bad; I want to scream!
It drives me wild.
I’m going to suck it up.
I don’t know how much longer I can last though…
I’m going to burst!
I’m so excited, but I know the ride won’t last long.
Ew, it’s all wet and it kind of smells.
How many people have ridden it before?
These are the thoughts I think as I wait in line.

Audience Member: wow, joe, that was some crappy poetry.

by The Crappy Poets Society April 25, 2011

Crappy Ending

Crappy Ending (n): When a 45-minute massage ends with a police investigation.

Todd, it's me. Yes, I'm in jail again. Yes, another Crappy Ending.

by Juice420 July 7, 2010

crappy ass

When you get off the toilet after taking a shit, and don't wipe your ass.

Wipe your crappy ass bitch.

by Brandy March 25, 2004

crappy ending

The opposite of a happy ending when getting a massage. When you are so relaxed that you shit yourself during the massage.

Dana: Dude, I just had a great massage just now but I need to tip the masseuse big.

Eric: Why, happy ending?

Dana: Nope. Actually, it was the polar opposite. I was so relaxed I shat myself at minute 45.

Eric: Oh dude, crappy ending...

by the comand'r October 27, 2014

crappy

A knock-off the more obscene word shitty. This word is commonly used to describe something of shoddy quality.

That shit smells so crappy! Get it away from me, turdface!

by Baby Bottoms July 26, 2008

Cravey

A technique for using a lighter when smoking from a pipe in which the lighter is held with the flint outside the thumb -to the right of the thumb (right handed) or to the left of the thumb (left handed). This is opposed to the traditional way of holding a lighter with the flint inside of the thumb.

The advantage of "cravey-ing" a lighter is that the lighter can be tipped on its side without burning the thumb of the smoker.

Although the origin of the name is disputed, one widely believed myth is that its called a "cravey" because anybody using it really "craves" marijuana.

While the cravey is better for avoiding burns, it often irritates the thumb of smokers not used to using it.

Also called "cravey-style."

1 - Dude, I can't get this bowl; the lighter keeps burning me!

2 - Just cravey that shit - you'll be good!

by CocaColaCid May 21, 2010