5 minutes craft

Literally the worst channel on youtube and they have 60 million subs and three of them are me. they tell you to bleach strawberries and how to make a knife and you can plant an egg tree. 1/2 their hacks are fake, 1/2 are not hacks like using a screwdriver and some of them are just jokes. the funny thing is that everyone who watches them doenst understand because they are illitreate.

François: i wathc 5 minutes craft
bensh: you fucking intellectual
francoes: they tell you how to maek gold (:

by Bensha Poirot December 4, 2019

cyber cafe

A cyber cafe is a place where asians, and lonely white men go to play popular pc games.

Cyber cafe asian #1: la ho ma, diu lai ma DOTA DOTA DOTA!
Cyber cafe asian #2: lallalalala noobie white man play diablo 2, kekkekke
cyber cafe asian #3: I cant play right now im updating my xanga profile

by Azamat Bagatov November 10, 2008

choachan.cafe

Choachan.cafe is a place on the internet where you can anonymously discuss kpop and other subjects in a 4chanesque format.

"fuck choachan.cafe that place is nothing but a gangstalking honeypot!!!"

by spitplug November 16, 2021

cafe revive

probably the best place to be EVER. if you haven't been before then you are needing your head looked at.

"where shall we venture today brogz?"
"ahh, cafe revive ambz" ;)

by gaeboi March 2, 2008

cafe rat

someone who loiters at a cafe, similar to a mallrat

Jeremy does nothing all day but hang out at Starbucks. He's such a cafe rat.

by Artoudeetou March 29, 2009

Craced

To suffer a critical blow to the face and only the facial region. Suffering a crace singular will usually result in a knockout or k.o. as it is known in the streets.

e.g. dude, if you don't shut the fuck up, your getting craced.

by YauMannn June 24, 2009

cafeind

Someone who can not function physically, mentally, or verbally until they have had that morning cup of joe.

The boss was such a cafeind, he wouldn't even say hello until he had downed 3 or 4 cups of coffee...

by Scofield September 28, 2009