cracker

British slang, meaning a thing that is excellent.

Did you just see Ian hit that pigeon with his shoe? What a cracker!

by IanS343 October 24, 2010

Cracker

A crazy person

Considered the white person swear

Yo, you cracker, thats not where you park your car.

Dumbass cracker egged my house.

by TheOneCracker:) August 4, 2020

Cracker

A person who has a sense of entitlement.

That cracker over there tries to always get something for nothing!

by Relentlesskarma April 5, 2015

Cracker

Scottish origin, a "cracker" was a person who talked and boasted, derived from the Gaelic "craic" meaning 'talk', later becoming more derogatory

let's go doon the pub n' hae a good craic wit tha mates" - "that wank is sure the cracker tonight

by Brolachan650 May 29, 2010

cracked the shits

the act of getting angry or mad at someone or something.

"I can't come out tonight, my mum cracked the shits at me for not cleaning my room"

"I told him I couldn't go so he cracked the shits."

by Schmain May 20, 2008

Cracker

Cracker is an adjective that means excellent or superior. An English word originating in the 18th century. Crack is the shortened version.

I was a natural cracker when it came to knowing the true definitions of words.

by Slang=ignorance April 22, 2018

Cracker

A racially and culturally insensitive word derived from 15th and 16th English views of Irish and Scottish peasants with Celtic accents and customs. English nobility nicknamed these people "Crackers" because whenever they spoke, it makes the English laugh at them. Hence, the phrase, "to crack a joke" or a "cracker" was intended for Irish and Scottish peasants who sounded funny when spoke, were being interrogated or tortured.

English Lord #1: I'm bored and need a good laugh, but I'm sick of calling the jester.

English Lord #2: I know, let's arrest some Crackers and interrogate them while we drink some ale!

English Lord #1: Brilliant! They are exceptionally entertaining under lashing!

English Lord #2: Especially when forcing them to beg for mercy!

English Lord #1: Last time, even the inquisitor could not stop laughing!

by Ian the Invincible May 13, 2020