Corollavirus

A less virulent coronavirus

I thought I was coming down with a coronavirus but it only lasted a day so I guess it was just the corollavirus

by despondent January 28, 2020

Corona

A Corona is a disease made in a secret government lab which is now a pandemic. How do we cure a corona? Bleach and harsh light said a qualified doctor who lives in the White house.

Guy1: Oh shit I got the corona
Guy2: Here rub this bleach in ur eyes and look at the sun
Guy1: oh thanks My corona is cured

by QwErTyBeNcH April 28, 2020

Schnoo's Corollary

Schnoo's Corollary: The first person to invoke the name of Stalin in an argument (outside of a discussion of Russian history or politics) should be immediately sent to the gulag.

Rush Limbaugh, in defending his inane remarks on "phony soldiers", declared out of the blue that "Stalinists have taken over the Left" in America. To follow the strictures of Schnoo's Corollary, Limbaugh should be shown what a real gulag is like forthwith.

by Manny Morgan October 20, 2007

Coprophile

Someone who gets sexual pleasure out of playing with excretment.

Alec is a big time coprophile, I caught him in the bathroom last nite moaning.

by Johnny Hotnuts April 30, 2008

Corona Cunt

People who act like selfish cunts during an virus outbreak or pandemic

Holy shit, the Corona Cunts are hoarding all the food and sanitiser. What about everyone else?

by Walter Kovaks March 25, 2020

Corona Virus

A Virus that ruined our year😛

“hey remember 2020?“
“yeah, corona? it ruined my spring break and school year.”
“the corona virus also ruined our year.”

by saijeh April 15, 2020

Corona'd

To cancel or postpone an event, gathering, sporting fixture or be forced to work from home due to social distancing or quarantine measures put in place to prevent the spread of the corona virus.

Verb 'to Corona'

Past tense: Corona'd

Commonly used in the passive voice to take the focus off the agent, or because there is no identifiable agent.

1. I was supposed to be at a party this weekend but it was Corona'd.
2. Did you hear they Corona'd the Geneva motor show?
3. I'm waiting to see whether Boris will decide to Corona all schools.
4. I'm working from home for the foreseeable as we've been Corona'd.

by RealLifeLinguist March 15, 2020