Why did this dude have to eat a bat? LIKE WHAT WERE YOU THINKING EATING A STUPID BAT?!?! NOW I CAN'T EVEN GET SOME DANG TOILET PAPER AND DONT GET ME STARTED WITH MY SOCIAL LIFE I-
by Apersonthathasnothingbettertod April 12, 2020
Get the Coronavirusmug. 
a virus for some odd reason named after a beer with a very sour taste and is a global pandemic going around everywhere closing down everything some things to note are that the corona virus has been here for longer than 2019 covid-19 is also fatal to old people and to auto immune systems (this is very serious and we should stay home and stay clean
by kimmy jimmel April 7, 2020
Get the coronavirusmug. I heard that John had Coronavirus Syndrome.
Yeah, he had the sudden urge to go to France after he had the Flu.
Yeah, he had the sudden urge to go to France after he had the Flu.
by RedZombie March 12, 2020
Get the Coronavirus Syndromemug. 2021 Romantic Disease Drama with the famous ending where the two main characters go in for the big kiss at the subway station. And then, all the people around them boo and hiss them, and cover their mouths and vomit at the sight of them. But then, there's an orchestral swell because we're happy for them. And the credits roll.
Once it comes out on Blu-Ray, I look forward to getting nice and intimate with Coronavirus the Movie.
by James Headfield March 14, 2020
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by Fasters May 6, 2020
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by @price5233 March 15, 2020
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