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Joke Cookie

Someone who often makes jokes or is funny. Can be used as a reply when someone makes a dad joke.
Tom: “why did the mushroom go to the party? ..because he was a fun-guy”

Charlie: “oh Tom, you’re such a joke cookie”
by Flying Tofu Monster December 26, 2020
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Strawberry Crepe Cookie

The best, cutest cookie in cookie run kingdom. They could nearly kill me with their robots and I’d still apologize for touching their wafflebots (NOT IN A WEIRD WAY YOU PERVERTS CREPE IS A MINOR)
I’m trying to max out Strawberry Crepe Cookie right now
by cure.passions.harp December 28, 2021
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smoking cookie

smoking "cookie" refers to Girl Scout Cookies, or GSC, is an OG Kush and Durban Poison hybrid cross whose reputation grew too large to stay within the borders of its California homeland.
smoking cookie: Raindrop, drop top (drop top) Smokin' on cookie in the hotbox (cookie)
by Phil E Street February 1, 2017
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Cookies & MILF

when a hot MILF (Mom I'd Like to Fuck) invites you into her house and gives you cookies and wild sex.
My best friend's Mom told me to wait in the house for my friend. She gave me Cookies & MILF.
by milfcookies01 November 22, 2011
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Choking off

To intentionally strangle oneself manually or assisted by accessories, in an attempt to heighten sexual pleasure whilst stimulating one's own genitals
Person 1: Jimmy's been really cross lately
Person 2: Yeah he has - I heard he's been taking a break from choking off!
Person 1: let's hope he bumps those numbers up ASAP

*two people watch a child fall*
Person 1: Hey man! Can I borrow your belt
Person 2: Yes, definitely! May I ask why?
Person 2: I think I need to choke off to this later!
by notdale March 1, 2019
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statement cookie

a fortune cookie that doesn't actually have a fortune in it, instead they package it with a lame statement like; Versatility is one of your greatest features.
Guy 1: Heh, what does you fortune cookie say?
Guy 2: Its not a fortune cookie its a goddamn statement cookie, it reads, " To understand a man, you must listen to his words."
Guy 1: Duh that's not only a statement, but its fucking obvious, more like a douche cookie.
by Crunchyness October 2, 2007
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Choking the chicken

Choking the chicken often used as a more "family friendly" way of saying something like "I'm bout to beat the actual living shit outta my dick" or "Imma N U T real quick, hold on"
Example; Yo, what's up man?

Nothing man, was actually just about to choke the chicken. What about you tho?

W H A T T H E F U C K I S W R O N G W I T H Y O U

Definition; Choking the chicken Beating the ever living shit out of your meat. On No Nut November, there is no exceptions, if you choke the chicken on that sacred month, you will be shunned from the rest of society for the rest of your life.
by Kazakov.Ru October 31, 2018
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