An individual who seeks out and manages herds of women for sale of sexual goods and services. These individuals are predominately males of African-American decent who have an intriguing gravitation to dark shades of purple. His employees are frequently called out as a “ho” or “biatch” (bee-a-ch), and they often participate in one of the few bargaining existences in our modern market economy. The revenues created by a ho’s diligent work are often redistributed through the contractor as he takes a majority share of the earnings in exchange for protection and a constant supply of work. The most common action that a vaginal contractor participates in is a slap, specifically the “pimp slap”. It is a back-handed smack in the face as a reaction to either a ho’s bitch slap (see palm up slap) or insufficient funds generated by an individual biatch. It is also common for a vaginal contractor to have sustained a leg injury (most likely from a bad case of the angry pirate) and needs physical assistance walking with a diamond encrusted cane.
Vaginal Contractor - I don’t know what you know about me, I’m a motha fuckin’ V.A.G.I.N.A.L C.O.N.T.R.A.C.T.O.R.!
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A written contract that is supposed to make a transaction look above board and official, and to suggest that the buyer has a degree of comeback, but which the party offering the document can ignore at will. As they say, it's not worth the paper it's printed on.
Dickie O'Kelly presented his tenants with the landlord's contract in connection with the quality of their accommodation, and then disappeared to South Africa with their money.
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Tim - I'm concrastinating about Friday's project, didn't want to turn in it late.
Tim - I'm concrastinating about Friday's project, didn't want to turn in it late.
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The weather/environment being an opposition to your emotions.
When the environment (specifically the weather) is opposed to the feelings or emotions of the individual.
The weather/environment being an opposition to your emotions.
When the environment (specifically the weather) is opposed to the feelings or emotions of the individual.
Person 1: It's tipping it down outside! How miserable.
Person 2: What a juxtaposition, I feel great today!
Person 3: Actually, it's contrasensus!
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'The rain when the two kiss is an example of contrasensus,'
Person 2: What a juxtaposition, I feel great today!
Person 3: Actually, it's contrasensus!
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'The rain when the two kiss is an example of contrasensus,'
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