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contact drunk

being in contact someone or someones who have had too much to drink and start feeling drunk without physically drinking alcohol or beer.
i made out with these two drunk guys and i think they got me contact drunk.
by smirnoffmakesyoutipsy December 15, 2008
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eye contact blow job

When someone gives you a blow job, and keeps there eyes focused on your eyes...
by Brady Dyer November 17, 2006
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Premature Ventricular Contraction

when your heart skips a beat.

may be perceived as a "skipped beat" or felt as palpitations in the chest. In a normal heartbeat, the ventricles contract after the atria have helped to fill them by contracting; in this way the ventricles can pump a maximized amount of blood both to the lungs and to the rest of the body . In a PVC, the ventricles contract first, which means that circulation is inefficient. However, single beat PVC arrhythmias do not usually pose a danger and can be asymptomatic in healthy individuals.1
Babe, you make me have premature ventricular contractions. <3
by Hoochy Mama May 15, 2011
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congrats

1. An abbreviated version of the word "congratulations".
Congrats on your promotion!
by QADESHTU September 20, 2010
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Contrabass Saxophone

The largest and lowest saxophone. It weighs around 90lbs, there are only 4 in the United States, it's pitched in Eb, and it is the most awesome thing in existence. Most sax players say their lives would be complete if they could play it.
Holy s***! It's a contrabass saxophone! That guy playing it is one lucky bastard.
by El Manisero May 29, 2010
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poo contractions

An overwhelming sense of pain, panic, cramping, and cold sweats that sweeps over someone when they are about to have diarrhea...especially if they are forced to hold it longer than they need to.

The feeling comes and goes, but gradually increases in frequency...like when women give birth...but this time you are giving birth to a giant wet shit.
Jeff's poo contractions became stronger and more intense as he searched for a clean public bathroom. Thankfully, his sphincter was strong and held back the flow.
by Dooodooo Man March 11, 2008
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contact munchies

Being in contact with someone or someones who have smoked marijuana, and have the munchies. and start feeling hungry without smoking marijuana
i was hanging out with my friends after they smoked and i got contact munchies
by Mcini11389 January 5, 2009
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