grendall constant

A number used in calculus to solve for Area, Distance, Acceleration, and more. It’s defined as 4.13x10^8

The mudd goblins used the grendall constant to find how much purple drank is used in gravity.

by Grendall January 10, 2024

Minecraft constant pistols

AR-74 in minecradt vanilla , just give me your mothers phone number!!!

fortnite < minecraft Minecraft constant pistols

by Minecraft Druglord November 21, 2022

Crowe's Constant

A multi-universe theory, similar to Murphy's law, that essentially states anything that can be altered by freak scientific accidents/discoveries will indeed be changed forever.

It's a scalar value that actually increases and decreases as function of the proportional distance to Dr. Crowe.

Common phenomena explained by it include:
Faster than the speed of light gravity
Missing dissertations
Infinite positions for the coefficient of friction
Multi dimension travel
Missing Singaporean scientists

Student-"Dr. Crowe, I just heard that scientist think the graviton is mediated by a faster than light force, pretty cool stuff but kind of outlandish don't you think?"

Dr. Crowe- "This is big...."

Student- "I can feel the Crowe's constant building"

by Fromthefuture April 16, 2011

Constant

A beautiful man, with no friends, mostly origined from China. He survived the IPhone Factory in Wuhan. He's very talented in maths but not good in sports. He always cheats in German lessons.

- Wow, he's so chinese...
-Yeah, it's a Constant !

by Aysaan November 23, 2021

Being of constant roast

Someone or something that gets roasted a lot. A bad game, a best friend, whatever. As a person, it would be the type that gets roasted even then when they are on the winners' side and everyone agrees, just because they are a being of constant roast by nature.

Friend: Dude, that guy over there is getting roasted again.
Me: People can't help it, he's a being of constant roast.

by Kuraion August 3, 2018

Hegmann's Constant

The Hermanns constant 532nm, which corresponds to the wavelength of light from a green laser pointer. Denoted as lambda_h

"Using Hegmann's constant, determine the energy of a photon from a green laser pointer"

by ThePilot22 March 31, 2023

constant fear

A band that makes "music" that sounds slightly better than a dog sharting.

Have you heard the new Constant Fear album? It's tote's the sharts!

by 80019 January 9, 2021