Murphy's Constant

Facts that are led by the most of Murphy's Law all at once and you know that, but even so you know nothing can be done to prevent that other than falling into ANOTHER Murphy's Constant.

1. When I looked out the window, sky was so cloudy and as dark as tar, so I decided to carry my umbrella with me. Following the Murphy's Constant, a punch of wind has just blown all those dark clouds away, suddenly. Then I had to keep my umbrella in hands during the whole sunny and hot day. That, untill I realized I forgot it somewhere. And guess what?! Without my umbrella with me, when I was in the wide open center of the city, miles way from home, making my way back home on foot, since I lost my bus, that hot and brighty sunlight turned back into a gloomy, and even darker mass of clouds than before and the whaterfalls poured all upon me, until I arrived home, closed the door behind my backs and that shiny sun appeared again. Plus during that storm, occured a power outage...
But if I didn't carry my umbrella when I was leaving home, rain would have started right at that moment, I would get to work all wet, and that bright sunlight would have been shining while I was inside that closed building and with my umbrella with... Just happened MILLION times with me... that's one of my Murphy's Constants!

by WondererCarvalho August 3, 2010

a state of constantly arriving

A person who, while present the entire time, when called upon appears to have no idea what is going on as though they've just arrived.

"What's up with Shawn?"
"I don't get it. He's been here the whole time and has no idea what's going on".
"He appears to be stuck in a state of constantly arriving".

by GizmoLucie December 2, 2010

constantine maroulis

The frontman of the band Pray for the Soul of Betty. Kohb Records rescued him from American Idol obscurity.

Isn't it wonderful that Constantine Maroulis got signed to Kohb and will now be producing records for hopefully a long time?

by Ophelia Desdemona May 1, 2005

constant communication relationship

a relationship between two people where each party is constantly communicating, in one way or another, with the other party.

i.e, girlfriend and boyfriend are constantly texting each other when they aren't on the phone or with each other in person

Man1: dude, you're always texting someone, who is it?
Man2: oh, my girlfriend, Girl1.
Man1: jeez dude, you're in a constant communication relationship

by MKultraG July 6, 2010

Constant Pain

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Dude 1: Bro, I'm in constant pain.
Dude 2: Oh, sounds like you've been attending your school classes!

by will_ses June 7, 2021

the constant quaker

the constant quaker is a A short film about two men. One named "Roberto Spalding Havier Boulavardez Fischer" also known as "Bob" who is wealthy, well rounded, highly educated,and has a diverse ethnic backround, but mainly spanish who is very full of himself and gets along with absolutley no one. The other, Gardner Gardner Price (yes his middle name and first name are the same)who has no ethnic backround except the fact that his ancestors were quaker puritans who lived on a farm in pennsylvania. Gardner has little educational experiances, a little less then the average 2nd grader and yet he somehow managed to be somewhat sucsessful. The movie is a constant arguement between these two men who call themseleves best firends. A very funny comedy between two bizarre men having lunch.

Bob " I don't know why i talk to you Gardner, you're so uneducated!"

Gardner " oh yeah!? oh yeah!? your a filthy peice of trash!"

Bob " wow Gard."

(part of a long arguement in the constant quaker)

by Deveins February 13, 2008

Constant

A constant is a person in your life who you can always count on and trust... its basically another word for Best friend.

An Extremely hot person who has the best personality & is a very unique individual. There have been plenty of people who have attempted to imitate the King and failed horribly. He has a body that is able to intake massive amounts of alcohol with ease. Also, he could possibly be one of the funniest person in life. ever. He is considered a God among men and magnificent man beast for the ladies. Also has an extremely huge cock.

He is the hidden leader of mankind, basically.

Person 1; Shit, there goes king constant, he just walked by us.

Person 2; I am not worthy.

by Jodie Carr January 26, 2015