Masturbation that occurs after one has attempted and failed to have sex with someone. May be called a "consolation fap" by someone born after 1990.
We went back to her place and I thought this was the night, but she said she wasn't ready so I settled for a consolation wank after she fell asleep.
by ghostofshoegazer February 12, 2014
Get the consolation wankmug. by 3Crowns October 10, 2013
Get the Dual Consolemug. 
by mr tripple cash April 21, 2019
Get the soulja consolemug. A pointless, semi-retarded argument fought between fanboys of consoles like Xbox 360, PS3, and Wii.
Ten years ago, it was between the Gamecube, PS1, and the first Xbox. Twenty years ago it was between the SNES and Genesis.
Come on people, why can't you realize that actual computers are superior to consoles in every way?
Ten years ago, it was between the Gamecube, PS1, and the first Xbox. Twenty years ago it was between the SNES and Genesis.
Come on people, why can't you realize that actual computers are superior to consoles in every way?
When the majority of people become intelligent enough to realize a PC is better than any console, the console wars will end.
by Colder November 1, 2011
Get the Console Warmug. Somebody you settle for because you can't go out with the person you really want. It is an attempt to fill the void of nothingness left by the first choice.
by mcnuggetdestroyer May 2, 2018
Get the consolation prizemug. Video Games:
Usually in the side or corner; a list of people who have died, usually including what weapons and the murderer.
Usually in the side or corner; a list of people who have died, usually including what weapons and the murderer.
Examples of death consoles:
In Counter-Strike-
Assassin (weapon killed with) Deceased name
In Soldat:
Killers' name
Killed name
etc...
In Counter-Strike-
Assassin (weapon killed with) Deceased name
In Soldat:
Killers' name
Killed name
etc...
by Sexy Goose August 2, 2004
Get the death consolemug.