Con Crunch

The act of procrastinating on a cosplay(s) and only having a short amount of time to finish it because you found other things to distract you.

I can't come over today. I'm in a con crunch mode.

by gothiTOME June 6, 2018

Su-Con

also know as saw-con.

su-con deez nuts.
hah got em.

"what's su-con, anyways?"
"su-con deez nutz, got em."

by crustywifi July 23, 2018

scented con

scented con a place where 6-50 year olds go to when they wanna have sex with someone also theyre really horny when they play this and then the game gets banned then they join a new scented con then a new one then there mom/dad catches them then they get an ass whoopen

people in scented con

6 year old: "ABc fOr SXeX
50 year old: "abc"

6 year old: "iM PrEGnAnT"
50 year old: "GOODBYE"

by 99 year's ago April 27, 2020

body-con

Short for "body-conscious." Fashion movement characterized by tight body-hugging clothing; also, way to describe clothes in body-con style.

Girl 1: This skirt is really cute, but it's so tight that you can see every little bulge.

Girl 2: Well it IS body-con - just wear spanx underneath and it'll look great.

by sweetascandie October 20, 2010

Scented cons

A place where Online daters go in Roblox that are most likely 9-12, or 35-80. the game allows searing and adds genitals to your character, such as a Booty

(at Scented cons)
9 year old: wanna have seggs?

creepy 50 yr: sure

by Ratatouille but high June 27, 2020

Con used

The next step of confused. A state of being where person is lost, drunk, distraught or so unaware of life and whats going on that simple functions or thoughts are disabled.

I was so con used when I woke up on the side of the road and dind't know where I was.
-or-
Man, I thought my babies daddy loved me but now hes gay, this is so con using.

by Lesbian Sarah December 3, 2007

gros con

French for "you fat fucking cunt", but a bit softer.

When lots of gros cons meet up for a night out you have a gros con zone (GCZ).

Places with high levels of gros cons are Paris (whole city), London (the area between Holborn and Old St). Typical gros con professions: lawyer, paralegal.

Shut up, gros con! Shut the fuck up!

by AndyWhiteIsGod February 21, 2020