consistence

Acting the same way every time; never changing up on someone or something.

I applied for a job and I haven't heard back from them, but I'm calling them everyday and showing consistence to let them know I really want the job.

by Ladibug39 December 2, 2017

constiplation

to spend hours on the toilet pondering life

I had a gallon of cheese dip so I spent the rest of the evening in constiplation that great men crap alike.

by Bernard Bangwanger June 13, 2010

Constance

She is a very fun bubbly person who can come off as aggressive at times, Constance is very small but don’t underestimate the strength of her as she isn’t afraid to fight back. She lacks self confidence most the times and doesn’t expect any complement that will come her way, Constance is very loyal to her family and friends and she isn’t afraid to stick up to anyone and everyone to defend them. Constance is lazy most the times but loves to drink and party, she is a bit messy but organised at the same time. Constance loves to chill and watch tv and loves her alone time but she won’t pass up on an offer to go and have fun, she is a thrill seeker and a bit of a dare devil and won’t turn down a bet if it comes her way. Constance is a very caring person and will always look out for others no matter what, she will make sure everyone is safe and having a good time before she can start her fun. If you have a Constance in your life keep tight of them for if you lose them she never come back.

Love and keep your Constance safe at all times

by I speak facts and only facts November 24, 2021

The Conspiracy Theory Against Muffins and Cupcakes

Many people like to say that muffins are ugly cupcakes.
This is my theory:
It is not that muffins are ugly cupcakes, but that cupcakes are altered and frosted muffins. The dye on them refers to tanning and the frosting refers to an excess amount of makeup. Cupcakes are whores in the muffin world, while muffins are pure and natural.

Now tell me, whose the ugly dessert now?

Belle: Muffins > Cupcakes
Monica: Muffins are just ugly cupcakes.
Jared: Actually, cupcakes are just altered muffins with makeup on. I call this the conspiracy theory against muffins and cupcakes.
Belle: So cupcakes are whores?
Jared: That would be weird because cupcakes are inanimate objects. But yes, exactly.

by Jared Stein & Belle Miranda March 25, 2012

Asscrack Consciousness

The natural ability to feel when ones asscrack is exposed to the public.

I felt wind between the valleys when I bent over to pick up the fork. Thank Goodness my asscrack consciousness kicked in so that I could cover up. Had it remained exposed, Stacy's parents would have seen my asscrack.

by Veryaware December 1, 2014

Minecraft universal constant

This number is a gigantic number coined by Austin from "The Science" series of Game theorists youtube channel . It is the number of all permutations in all minecraft worlds. Its value is 10^10^10^1.3134

Hey, did you see the mind boggling gigantic number, The minecraft universal constant, that Austin from the game theorists calculated.

by LORD ASHU December 10, 2020

Console Peasant

Someone who plays on consoles but does not acknowledge the far superiority of PC gaming, and will not accept valid facts from PC gamers on why PC is better.
KEEP IN MIND: Someone can like console gaming and prefer it more than PC gaming but still knows the superiority of PC gaming. That makes them a console player not a console peasent.

CONSOLE PEASENT: PC sucks console is better than PC in every way.
PC gamer: *States facts on why PC is better*
CONSOLE PEASENT: FUCK YOU U CUNT THE HUMAN EYE CAN'T SEE PAST 1 FPS.
PC gamer: Stop being such a Console Peasant and grow some balls.

by Badboy17 XxX June 14, 2017