i'm confused

when you have less than 0 brain cells and your trying to comprehend what a smart boi is saying

i'm confuuused
wait... i'm confused
i'm still confused
i still don't get it, i'm confused
repeat x420

by idotnar July 31, 2020

concusted

Someone who is really fucked up from a concussion often used by football teams

Man did you see Haas piss himself, he sure was concusted.

by Orion Foeller July 29, 2008

cofused

Being more confused than normal. When someone's confusion confuses you

My boyfriend cofused me through his own confusion.

by Slimizzle December 21, 2016

*confused screaming*

When u don’t know what the fuck is going on so you start screaming from the mental breakdown as everyone is realizing that the role play was a conversation and not a role play.

Other people: *roleplaying*

You: has a break down and start *Confused Screaming*

Other people: ah shit, here we go again.

You: *eventually dies*

by AnGodamnedJabroni July 1, 2019

confused

When someone has no freaking idea what is happening. They have thought so hard about a subject and they dont really know what to think anymore because their head is throbbing and they just want to fry their brain maybee with some hardcore drugs.

...also someone who is bi.

Mary: Man, Fred turned into a vegetable.
Jo: Yeah, he was confused with the world. He just learned that everything he knew was a lie. His head hurt so bad he just shut himself off from the confusion.

by Rinizle June 19, 2009

Pumped & Confused

Up grading your cars stereo system then realizing you can't hear your obnoxious exhaust system,so you up grade your exhaust system. Then realizing you can't hear your obnoxious stereo system, in turn you up grade the stereo system again, realizing you can't hear your exhaust, you upgrade that system again. So on and so forth...

"My tunes are so out there for all to feel, but my tail pipes are Pumped & Confused, I need to pump them up again next pay day".

by kshan December 14, 2008

confuddled

a mix of confused and befuddled

'your talking so fast i'm confuddled'

by rosie December 15, 2004