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by Karlito April 20, 2003
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company time

Span of time when you are supposed to be at your job and get your work done, but actually used to do several other activities non-work related.
Can you believe I'm paid 50 bucks an hour to post shit in the Urban Dictionary during company time?
by Lord Cthulhu September 12, 2003
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combat nap

That 5 - 10 minute nap that you have to take when your body is completely exhausted and your mind is over stressed. Happens if you want it or not, and you usually wake up feeling like you've had a full night's rest.
Joe pulled watch on my post so I could grab a combat nap.
by stikjock September 7, 2007
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company shit

Saving a bowel movement so that you can take care of your business while on the clock.
Mike: Hey...where'd Derek go? I told him to clean this mess up an hour ago.

Randy: You forget...it's Monday, 8:00.

Mike: Oh, that's right. He saves up all weekend for a company shit.
by Skyzza November 13, 2011
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company slut

a woman at a company who sleeps with her superiors or coworkers, often just for sexual pleasure and sometimes to advance herself. they can be identified by their less than professional appearance and slutty demeanor.
Bob: hey, did you know that girl Misty has been fucked by every manager in our division?
Tom: yeah, she's the company slut.
by klandin August 13, 2014
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Dillmeier Glass Company

In 1933, William M. Dillmeier opened a small glass fabrication business in Brooklyn, New York. Since then, Dillmeier Glass has grown to become a premier manufacturer of glass store fixtures, glass components, glass wall systems, and a myriad of other glass applications for customers worldwide.
Friends Kid: Yo Dill you comin' out this weekend?
Dilly: Nah sorry I got a little GC rage going on
Friends kid: Wow... have fun with Riley Cogs, Jack Muldoon, Eric Muller, and the rest of the boys
Dilly: yeah more fun than a friends "rage" for sure. I'd rather be working at Dillmeier Glass Company than hang out with you guys.
by GucciSkrr October 24, 2018
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P Company

"An elite group of girls brought up by wolves who spend their time drinking the blood of their enemies and eating peath in a castle full of men."
"P Company" originated from a group of girls on Tumblr who enjoy various WWII related things, such as Band of Brothers and The Pacific. They also enjoy various other things, such as living in an imaginary/dream mansion with a large group of men. They have a chant, a parody of the "We Fall Upon the Risers," that goes as follows:
"We alwayth eat our bithcuith.
We alwayth eat our peath.
We alwayth use the proper thpoon,
attention if you pleathe.
So highty, tighty, Christ almighty,
who the hell are we?
Zim zam, goddamn,
we're P Company!"
There are various actors that P Company favors, such as Jacob Pitts (Hoosier) and James Badge Dale (Leckie/Lucky).
They were involved in a scandal called "Peathgate," in which they had online problems with an actor named Joseph Mazzello, who played Eugene Sledge in The Pacific. However, Peathgate is now over, and the actor now gets along fine with the group of girls.
Joe: What'd I miss last night, P Company?
Amber: Badger was overflowing with manpain.
Camille: Justicon was on.
Leanne: Helman took his pants off.
Chelsy: He really is as small as he says.
by CuriosityCore August 3, 2010
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