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comasturbation

To masturbate simultaneously with at least one other person. Process includes group masturbation and mutual masturbation, but does not have to be either. Requirement is that more than one person must be involved in the masturbatory process.

Typically concludes with orgasm and/or ejaculation. Foreplay, which preludes additional sexual activities beyond masturbation, is generally not considered to be comasturbatory.
Got some friends over and the parents aren't home... Time for comasturbation!
by G. Thomas February 26, 2007
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shit comes to fan

A combination of shit hits the fan and worse comes to worst.

An expression used to convey that a situation has taken on a negative path or direction, or the situation has evolved into the absolute worst possible, chaotic state.
If shit comes to fan, we'd better run!
by Burrito! May 21, 2010
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Sean Combs

The person who gave rap music a bad image. In 1997, he released his first album, "No Way Out", which was all a bunch of plagiarized sound samples and lyrics completely watered down for a wider audience. He makes rap legends like 2Pac, Eazy-E, and especially Notorious B.I.G. spin in their graves with his lack of talent.

See also:
Puff Daddy, P. Diddy, Diddy, Puffy, and a whole bunch of other nicknames he can't stick with.
Sean Combs single-handedly destroyed rap with his shitty attempt at the genre.
by P. Shitty May 5, 2007
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Oye Como Va

A phrase that when mixed with keyboard, cowbell, and guitar turns everyone in the room Cuban and initiates instant dancing.
"A: Hey bud, wanna see something cool"

"B: Sure!"

"A: K one second, "Brings out band of keyboardist, drummer and guitarist,"

"A:Oye Como Va!"

"B:Oh, Oh, esta Música es tan caliente. Mi cabeza va a explotar!"

"A: Cha!"
by SeventhSandwich[BL] February 9, 2010
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Como Chingas

Translation: OMG All you do is fucking bitch about everything!!

Although Chinga can be used like the F Word is used in English, the seriousness of the use of Chinga depends on context and probably tone when used in Spanish dialect. Having said that, my Spanish speaking elders would probably all agree it means "fucking" when used as an adjective like saying "fucking shit!"& is totally offensive when expressing exclamations.
Bae: like, today is too hot like I'm gonna need an iced latte or I will have a bad day! Person 2: COMO CHINGAS Bae! jeez!
by Jlockheed June 9, 2017
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Colosseum Freak

When a guy performs a Colosseum Job on a friend to play a trick on him.
He opens the bathroom door while his friend is urinating or defecating.

The friend either gets embarrassed and cries, or chases his friend half-naked to give him the beating of his life.
*guy1 is peeing*
*guy2 opens the door*
Guy2: Colosseum!
*guy1 cries*

*guy1 is defecating*
*guy2 opens the door*
Guy2: Colosseum!
Guy1: Come here you Colosseum Freak, I'll beat the shit out of you!
by cjredskin September 13, 2009
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Colosseum

The Colosseum is a historical theater located in Rome, Italy. In the days of the Roman Empire, emperors held public events in it. The Colosseum is an elliptical amphitheater which could seat up to 50,000 audience members, and had a special Emperor's Box from which the king of Rome himself could witness the shows.

The Colosseum was used mainly for gladiator tournaments, war reenactments, sea battle plays, and public executions. It also held occasional spectacles such as mock animal hunts, and dramas.
Tourist: Sir, when do we get to the Colosseum?

Tour Guide: That's our next stop.
by DictionaryDefinitionManiac February 23, 2013
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