Comance

A deep relationship between a boy and a girl that is strictly friends only. Almost like a couple, without the sexual or emotional attachment. The boy-girl equivalent to a Bromance or Hoemance. A Co-ed Romance.

"Nick and Megan are always together, are they a couple?"

"No, they are like best friends. Definitely a Comance!

by janexbang February 25, 2009

Classroom Coma

Same as a Cubicle Coma but takes place in a college or high school classroom instead of a cubicle.

As soon as I sat down at my school desk, I started yawning and falling asleep, and was instantly in a classroom coma, but as soon as I got to my car, I felt wide-awake.

by Jite September 20, 2010

food coma

The feeling of listlessness, bordering on sleep, that one feels after eating a large meal, often caused by a rush of blood to the stomach and intestines during food digestion.

Man, we ate the whole Pupu platter and now I'm slipping into a food coma.

by Cap'n Sweaty! October 9, 2003

meat coma

When you have consumed so much food that the only thing your capable of is lying around, watching tv, sleeping, moaning or complaining that your full as shit.

Dude theres no way i can work out today ive been in a meat coma for over an hour.

by lava flow August 4, 2011

Cum Coma

For females the part after sex induced by the jackhammer effect or jackrabbit pounding, resulting in a dazed, confused, lazy, sleepy, lethargic, low-eyed physical state. (I.E. from Mortal Kombat the "Finish her!" swaying.) Although most females wont admitt to being in the Cum Coma, you can always tell by the look in her eyes. The Cum Coma is also ranked on levels ranging from 1 to 10.

Dude whats wrong with that fine honey? Sam gave her the Sniper Strech then pounded her into the Cum Coma! Holy shit just look at her eyes, shes a fucking level 10!

by Sniper Sam September 6, 2010

coax out a growler

To push out a turd, drop the kids off at the pool, free the chocolate hostage,insert seal team 5, take a shit. Usually when you think you have to go, but know that it's not going to go easy...accompanied by mild constipation.

"Why you so sweaty Ed, you don't work out?"
"I just spent half an hour trying to coax out a growler...bastard nearly killed me."

by Turd Cutter May 9, 2006

Youtube Coma

An unsettling experience where one goes on youtube to watch a single video and wakes up hours later not knowing what time it is or how much of their life was just wasted watching videos.

Are you okay? Where the hell were you?

Yeah, sorry, lost track of time... Must have been a youtube coma. What day is it?

by dreamweaver6242 January 28, 2010