A FUCKIN UGLY ASS DUCK FACE THAT ASK GORLS FOR NUDES AND TRYS TO ACT BLACK AND SAYS THE NWORD WHEN BES WHITE AS HELL. also a bad boyfriend so never date a white Colton k your welcome byeeeee ✌🏼
by ZOE Canebert (sum know) June 25, 2019
a very depressed individual. Uses drugs to cover and hide his feelings, its pathetic. He is short, generally blonde longish hair. Overall "cute" kid. He will tell you lies to get into your pants, and it works! Try not to fall for his charm. He is and never will go anywhere in life. WATCH OUT!
by colton hater August 02, 2009
Colton was an ahole growing up but was nicer to you. He had a barrier around his heart and never really talked about how he felt. Thats changed when u met him. You thought it was all real. But it wasn't. None of it was and hell rip your heart out. He has fluffy hair, brown dull eyes, hes tall, dark olive like skin, and sprinkled freckles. He was funny and cool and he made you happy. Yet sometimes he gave you mixed signals making you feel annoying and obsessive. Deep down, u just loved him. More than anything in the whole wide world. Yall talked about different animes to watch and things like that. He talked about other things that made me heart race. Then, he Began to ghost you and make u feel like the worst person ever, he would block u then unblock u and act like nothing happened and you would let it because you loved him and you still do. You let him controll your mind 24/7 even tho you haven't talked in months he is all you think about anymore. Long story short, Coltons suck. If you find yourself talking to a Colton, leave before you fall inlove because there is no getting out of it.
Sum1: you said u were over Colton
Me: yk that'll never happen
Sum1: u need to get over him, he doesn't love you
Me: yea, ik.
Me: yk that'll never happen
Sum1: u need to get over him, he doesn't love you
Me: yea, ik.
by Peepeepoopooman November 15, 2021
he maybe a gangweed3r..., loves gameing. always gaming in fact. weighs at least a healthy 548 lbs. ,, is s o a epic and is definetely the ceo of sex having,,. (yues i am LOL).
person: wow colton is such a cool gangweed gamer
me: *unsheathes katana* Yes... one day yuo'll see...
me: *unsheathes katana* Yes... one day yuo'll see...
by gangweedman23 September 13, 2019
by Allison6789 March 02, 2020
A short, skinny asshole, who can't get along with anyone, usually an atheist, who hates agreeing with people. Usually little or no friends.
Colten: Hey man. Tom cruse was not in top gun
Man 2: yes he was:
Man 3: don't worry man he is just a Colton.
Man 2: yes he was:
Man 3: don't worry man he is just a Colton.
by Mittenzboy May 07, 2013
Colton's are always abnormal tall. If you were named Colton and are less than 6 foot than your parents didn't love you enough to put any thought into a proper name. They tend to like to be the center of attention and general kiss ass in order to get people to like them. It is often perceived that they are laid back and the cool kid, however this is really regular state of mental idling that happened after the previous task taxed their little minds. Studies have shown that Coltons are often jealous of Chad's. This is due to the Chad's sexy physique and many rich relationships with russian woman that he also could never get. They tend to stalk Chad's in the library in order to observe their behavior with intent to imitate the wonder that is Chad. Oh look.. I see one coming up to me right now!
by chadwpittman May 18, 2015