Cog

Short for "cog in the machine" essentially implying that the individual is a slave to their society/situation not self aware, boring or common.

synonyms include: sheep, normie, plebs.

God Toby Flenderson is such a cog sometimes!

by lemonlimespine May 30, 2018

Cogs

A big foreheaded teen that is the dictator of the climate SMP and is obsessed with getting famous on twitch because of his tiny penis.

He is incredibly funny and rich though, a total hit with the ladies.

COGS BANNED ME AGAIN

by Chijon15 February 20, 2021

Cog On

A very mysterious and elusive show/phenomenon of mass proportions~!

these webisodes are not only chock full of entertainment but educational in the field of pornogrophy sounds and insightful interviews! not to mention F-WORD!!!!!!

I need to catch up on my Cog On webisodes before the next edition.

I would watch Cog On to get my "cog on."

by Cog On Lover October 14, 2009

Cog

A non- real dog named Batman that is a chihuahua. He lays around the house and does absolutely nothing. He barks at people and window wipers for no reason. Puts up his ears like he hears "everything", and rainy days are not the best days for you to bring a cog around. He's got more fat than meat, and exercises very little. Motorcycles and bicycles are his new toys that he can bark at. He is known as THE MOST LAZIEST COG IN THE WORLD. He can't be anything but lazy. Cog is a new species of dog and should be research. Cog is a non- real dog.

Friend 1: What type of dog do you have?
Me: I have no dog around, but a cog...
Friend 2: What's a cog?
Me: Trust me, you don't want to know.

by Tesuya March 13, 2019

Cog

A mysterious creature that is the perfect mix between a cat and a dog. It’s loyal but also couldn’t care less about your existence. One second it’s cuddling, the next it’s knocking stuff off the counter for fun.

Bro, your pet just chased its tail, knocked over a plant, and then stared into the void for ten minutes. That thing’s a straight-up cog.”
“She’s a cog. One minute she’s clingy, next minute she ghosts you. Cat-dog energy.

by blackcat3030202 June 30, 2025

snotch cog

to mess around, foreplay

ex: you're not a top or a bottom but a snotch cog!!

Are you down to snotch cog?

by luxury713 September 26, 2011

Cog

Someone who’s a workaholic and can’t take a joke.

Originating from the antagonists of the same name from the online video game ToonTown Online.

Harold: Hey man wanna go out to Delco’s?
John: Sure, but I have to finish my work.
Harold: I deleted everything off your computer. Sorry!
John: What?! Are you FUCKING SERIOUS! I WILL BEAT YOUR SHIT!
Harold: Don’t be a cog man, just take a break.

by Justicewithtacosandweed November 15, 2019