Cocktologist

A woman with a great knowledge of handling the cock monster. With precision speed and control she has the power to release the evil huevo juice hidden within the hairy nutsack. Cocktologists have a nack to satisfy your mushroom tip in near seconds.

This bitch sucked me off last night, i think she's a cocktologist from the school of hard cocks.

by ICKYTRAX October 24, 2008

cocktowel

a towel used to clean cocks

that towel
i used it on my cock

by davidwating September 4, 2003

cocktop

when a laptop lays on your boner whilst use.

Man, i love the warm feeling on my crotch when using my cocktop.

by BelizeanXY January 25, 2008

cockmongler

the fake name of grinman!
2. a man who grins and mongles a cock!

cockmongler more like grinman@

by Zorque October 19, 2006

cockmonger

Cock: a penis
Monger: a person who is involved with something in a petty or contemptible way (usually used in combination): a cockmonger.

A guy who trolls the internet trying to get girls to look at pictures of his penis.

TiNy2009: "Please look at my webcam I'll do anything!"
Realwoman1998: "Fuck off you dirty cockmonger!"

by pet-selkie March 18, 2011

cockmong

an idiot. an insult you would give to a person in the wrong, or that you just hate.

you're such a cockmong matt

by zeen February 9, 2005

cocktion

Cock action. Jacking-off, getting head, handjob, or sex.

What happened when you disappeared last night?
I got some serious cocktion from the hottest chick ever!

by 88kaper January 5, 2011