clocktease

The person you ask what time it is and they purposely tell you the wrong time just to mess with you.

It's 3:00 on a work day and you get off at 4:00 .
You forget your watch or phone and are wondering what time it is. You ask someone for the time and they clocktease you and say it's 3:50

by jesterhartnew June 11, 2014

Cock Tease

Denying people the greatest and most derved satisfation

Spongebob in the superbowl half time show was a bigger cock tease than a strip tease video

by Greg5042 February 3, 2019

cooktease

Someone who posts on social media some delicious-looking food that they ostensibly prepared, and tells you how delicious it was and that it's now gone.

Michael was such a cooktease when he posted a picture of a gorgeous apple pie only to go on and tell us how he and his guests had eaten every last slice.

by Steven W. E. March 11, 2021

Cocktamer

A woman who is so hot and sexy that she turns a player into a monogamous man.

She's so fine that my buddy stopped messing with thots and spends all of his time with her. She's a cocktamer.

by Rynesdad April 23, 2016

Cocktape

Any tape or adhesive used to restrict a man's bulge

"Did you bring the cocktape?"Terrence.
"Oh man, I forgot, sorry," replied Benjamin.
"Well now the back row will see my bulge."

by Simpsonshead August 1, 2016

Cocktrade

Any place where the turnover of mostly male employees is so high it becomes known as a Cocktrade.

Example:

Joe: "So you still working for that company?"
Dave: "No it turned into a Cocktrade."

by thelittlebitch1988 September 23, 2016

cocktuate

BASICALLY SOME BIG OAF CALLED GEORGE. It is a cock muncher who loves the taste and texture of dick juices. You can only use the work if you are a dedicated chad in the community of gamers

He is such a cocktuate

by Clyde Barrow January 18, 2022