cockstorm

1. The act of inserting an object into the male urethra (which is, in most cases, much larger than the natural size of the urethra) and pumping this object in and out of the male body until orgasm is achieved.

2. Gauging the size of the male urethra in order to accommodate objects that would otherwise be unable to fit.

I was cockstorming the other night and was able to fit a prosthetic arm into my dong.

by globalinsanity July 21, 2008

cockstand

The act of having a giant cock. A cock so long that when erect you could put it on the ground on a windy day just to hold yourself up. Kind of like a kickstand on a bicycle. In some rare cases tho if is when you go out looking for a mean dick to hop up and down on like a pogo-stick.

Nick: Yo Chris I heard you did a cockstand this weekend, is that true?
Chris: Ya man, its true.
Nick: I dont see where you get enjoyment out of another mans penis...thats gross!

by theycallmeballsdeep March 31, 2009

Classic Cockstar

When a person dies before the age of 27 from smashing too many disgusting whores while high on every drug imaginable.

Alyssa Funke couldn't handle the fame of being a Classic Cockstar!

by DickDynasty May 24, 2018

Cockfart

Cockfart (cock - fart) is a term used to describe a bad dad or dad figure.

My dad abandoned us kids after he said he was running to the store real quick. What a cockfart! Do you know any cockfarts?

by jay Streetereater October 14, 2009

cockstar

A male that is good at whatever he does.

Bill Clinton, Nikki Six, TuPac

by Greg C November 26, 2003

Cocktart

(Noun.) a dick sooooo juicy it makes all the nogbas at the party ejaculate their mf pants dog. He gin’ jiz gonna make me act up and do something I’m gonna regret. Might fuck around and suck a nogbas girthy nigba shmeat.

Man: MO say he gonna go on jail named and he’s gots a cocktart

by KG&GB May 18, 2021

cockstalker

Women who stalk cock

If you leave me I will stalk your for your cock! I will become a cockstalker from addiction.

by Rumbolator May 14, 2011