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cocksick

the semi-nauseous feeling you get after sitting on your 'nads for too long.
I was geekin' so hard on the computer that I sat for 3 straight hours until I was cocksick and stumbled to the bathroom.
by barfo-ramadome August 3, 2009
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cocksick

to eject the contents of the stomach through the mouth while performing oral sex on a male's genitals.
His penis was so big I got cocksick.
by Missy Cocksick June 28, 2011
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Cocksocket

Shut your stupid orange cocksocket.
by Mailordergod November 13, 2020
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Cockshake

Going for a cockshake.

Gave her a drink of my double choc chip cockshake.

spilt my cockshake over my new trousers.
by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 1, 2008
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Cocksmack

1. The greatest death metal band to come out of Oklahoma.

2. The people who run this website.
I was at the Cocksmack concert and got arrested for "public nudity". AND The people who run Urban Dictionary are a bunch of cocksmackers for not reconizing that Cocksmack (the band) is the greatest ever and refuse to list them on here.
by Obamatang May 29, 2010
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cockshock

The feeling of uneasiness associated with rushing into sex.

When you go to bed with someone sooner than you expected to and then it's like, "whoa, I got cockshocked".

This person may be someone you've just met, a friend, or a new romantic partner, but the overriding feeling is one of mild dismay and shock that physical intimacy has taken place.

It leaves you wondering for the next 48 hours if that was the right thing to do.

Both your body and spirit will be shaken.
"I got cockshocked by Mick".

"I'm feeling freaky with my cockshock".

"Bro, tu meke cockshock".
by Cockshocker October 1, 2010
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cockstick

An insult often used to describe someone who is both "smart like a stick" and the proverbial cock. This generically defines one who is overtly mean and malicious in his/her attitude but does not have the intellectual backing to have any authority in any realm of life and its works. Cockstick.
That guy is such a cockstick
by Gumper April 24, 2006
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