cockwit

A variant of "dickwit" in common use in the Northern Territory of Australia. Used in exasperation after slamming the phone down.

"COCKWIT!!!"
"Who was that?"
"That fuckinwanker of a mining engineer"

by Agg August 10, 2003

Cockpire

Just like a Vampire, but instead of wanting to suck your Blood, the Cockpire just wants to suck your Cock!

That girl sitting across from us is definitely a Cockpire.

by Scooooooopp! July 28, 2008

cockpiece

a jewel encrested or otherwise extravagent exterior shell worn over the penis. Not a dildo.

"Hey dude check out my cockpiece."

by Metalocolypse March 21, 2007

Cockcited

To be excited about the cock.

1)Used to describe slutty girls and gays who enjoy the cock and look like they would enjoy some at this moment.
2) Used also to joke about a guy friends sexuality if he says something about the cock to where he seems excited.

1) Dude, she wants your dick! She's so cockcited right now!
2) The friend comments on a photo of someone drinking a Diet Coke with "DIET COCK!!!" then he's cockcited!

by Ed The Ringleader April 22, 2011

Cocktits

A group of retards.
Unattractive highschool kids who think they're cool.

Hangout everyday and spend money they don't have.

Use stupid words that don't exist.

If they're really annoying you could call them an OG Cocktit

John: Shit bro it's sam and his cocktits!

Michael: What the fuck bro they're retarded, they're OG cocktit

by RUDE BACKAZZZZ October 4, 2017

cockpiece

your dick, when you are holding onto it with one hand, like it was a gun or an implement of destruction and aiming it at an orifice waiting to be violated.

I took my cockpiece out and jammed it directly into my girlfriend's swollen cock throat without hesitation. She's a whore.

by infiniti August 15, 2003

cockmitten

another word for pussy

I'd give my left nut to stuff my dick in her cockmitten. or That Ja Rule is such a cockmitten.

by Ricearoni Tony January 8, 2004