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Cockizard

The Legendary Pokémon of the Pokémon Dick Version from Generation 69. It is a Penis Type and is 2x weak against the Vagina Type Legendary, Vulvasaur, from the opposite game, Pokémon Pussy Version.
Guy 1: Hey bro, let's battle! My Cockizard versus your Vulvasaur!

Guy 2: Yeah dude!
by 420.666.69 May 19, 2016
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Cockichino

Similar to a cappuccino, but it's your cock.
Can you please take a lick of my cockichino?
by TacoBellFart October 25, 2018
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cockyank

cock-yank When someone jacks off a penis
I need a cockyank
by dickemdowndewey July 30, 2019
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Stephen Cocking

A play on the famous physicist Stephen Hawking. A Stephen Cocking is someone that claims to know every sex position ever. Your classic know-it-all, but in a sex-nerd way.
"Yo, me and my girl tried the Reverse Leather Wallet the other day. Blew. My. Mind"

"Oh yeah, I've done that before, it's kinda cool I guess. The Lemon Creamsicle Dreamsicle is waaaay better"

"Theres no sex position called the Lemon Creamsicle Dreamsicle you cheener"

"Yeah there is, I totally did it with my girl friend"

"Bro, no you didn't. Stop being such a Stephen Cocking"
by ThaBoiChommey April 1, 2022
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Bitch In the Cockieoni

A substitute for the phrase “What the Fuck when you can’t think of the phrase “What the fuck
What the Bitch in the cockieoni is that?
by YaBoiPenny July 18, 2018
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cockitude

mooshing of "cocky attitude" into it's own word, play on the word-sound ("cocktoo'd"); an exaggerated, overblown cocky attitude meant to draw attention to the person possessing such.
First sighting:
"Someone really needs to start a celebrity database where retail employees can quickly check how much cockitude to expect from big shots." - Gizmodo.com article on celebrity raids of Apple Stores.
by corq May 13, 2005
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cocky

believing you are the shit and you don't give a fuck what anyone else thinks because you know you are fine and smart and you know everything usally conceded because they love themselves because they now they are awesome
Bob "Tyler stop being so cocky"
Tyler "I am not cocky i am just confident because i know i am the shit"
by V+T March 3, 2011
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