Cockbag

A bag of cocks, a leather bag

Tristan: What is a cockbag?
Hudson: A bag of cocks, a leather bag.

by Rufus Gandolff March 30, 2008

cockfight

A masturbating contest.

She married me because I won the cockfight.

by The Great Rando July 14, 2002

cockfighting

A process that is more commonly practiced among homosexual men, in which one "fights" the other with their reproductive organ, usually for sexual gratification.

Bill - "You wanna go to my room for cockfighting"?"
John - "Yes!"

by Prefer to remain Anonymous November 20, 2005

cockwagon

To be consistantly un-employed due to termination. To consistantly over exagagerate and lie. To consistantly tell people of magical cars and engines that never make it to the race track.

Can u believe the bullshit that comes out of that cockwagons mouth??

by Bill McGay February 17, 2008

Cockfarmer

A girl of questionable standards, or a slut, that loves the male penis.

That slut Sharonda just did the entire football team...what a cockfarmer.

by lambdachiguy1129 May 6, 2006

cockdaggered

When a dude purposefully or accidentally stabs you with an erect penis through his pants. This usually occurs in crowded areas where people have to brush up against one another. Or inadvertently when giving someone a gives a prolonged bear hug or when spooning.

I can't bend over to tie my shoes in this crowded bar because I ll get will cockdaggered whether I like it or not from behind.

I can never spoon with my girl anymore when we sleep together because she wakes up cockdaggered in the middle of the night.

by The meerlion March 4, 2011

cockfangled

Cock-fang-led (kok-fang-uld)
adjective

1. Overly complicated or intricate, convoluted.

2. A mess of a crotch.

'Traffic on the way to work was fuckin' cockfangled."

"I looked up this cross dresser's skirt and it was all cockfangled."

by Wordsmith Definitionstrom September 10, 2011